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EDEN: You have no chance to survive. Make your time.

Day 1,755, 09:20 Published in USA USA by Alexander_Auctoritas

EDEN: You have no chance to survive, make your time.

Main screen turn on.

On March 31st, 2010, USA left EDEN. And there was much rejoicing.



And that, my friends, was the beginning of our identity crisis. We left EDEN because we did not wish to be involved in the endless wars in the Balkans. We finally went out on our own and developed PANAM, arguably the worst alliance in erepublik history, eventually becoming TERRA. This loose organization of countries fought to form their own identity and again failed miserably.

That is not to say that TERRA did not enjoy some success, but only under the chant of TEDEN. Under the battle cry of TEDEN, Vanek26 led the US and her allies to ultimate victory over ONE and her allies. TEDEN enjoyed dominance through solidarity, cooperation, and coordination. It basically became everyone against ONE. Sounds familiar, doesn't it?



All this time, the eUS Military commonly referred to as the JCS, struggled against the Executive's ambitions to fight in wars outside the Balkans. This struggle culminated in the CJCS, Bradley Reala, telling the Executive to go f*** themselves. He and the other JCS decided that the Executive did not have the authority to direct their influence on the battlefield. So, they left. Like a kid who wants to play basketball when everyone else is playing dodgeball, they took the infrastructure that everyone had spent years building and walked away. Maybe Emerick pushed them away, maybe not, but the choice was ultimately theirs to make.

We saw the establishment of a new fighting force, named the United States Armed Forces, now the United States Air Force. Starting from the ground up, with no infrastructure, the USAF has built itself into the national military. The same situation couldn't happen again, now could it? OFC. When the Executive decided they had had enough of Canada's meddling, it led us to war with our long-time friend and ally, arguably the BEST ally we have had in the game. Canada is solely responsible for saving the US on at least three separate invasions. They just wanted to be involved in the next step, CTRL. Instead they are now the red-headed step-child that is only one proposal away from being wiped off the map, for good.



Meanwhile, the USA let TEDEN commune members into the country, allowing them to enjoy our 100% resource bonuses. And how have our allies repayed us? By meddling in our Congressional affairs, granting Citizenships without following IES protocols, blocking legitimate and passing rogue proposals, and interfering in our sovereignty. Let's be honest, gamers are going to game. If we didn't see this coming, then shame on us. If we do not do something about it, then the US will be a political battleground until she is wiped again. Maybe that's what we should do, get ourselves wiped, and watch people abandon the sinking ship. Surely, they won't stick around? ;)



So, it has come to this: EDEN must be destroyed. I submit to you that CTRL cannot exist until EDEN ceases to. I challenge EDEN to either finish their PTO of the US, or gtfo. Why don't you go back to your homeland, and declare war on the US already? Oh yeah, because you are too scared to publicly decree the US. You stink of fear. Your efforts to PTO us will fail, and when they do we will not only cease to be brothers but we will be enemies. I have been told over and over again that Serbia only wishes to turn the USA and Brazil to their MPP stack. If EDEN continues their politically motivated meddling in our affairs, I can assure you that this WILL happen. If, however, you peacefully leave our country and return home, you have a chance to survive.

This is not a personal attack on any individual. Honestly, I find it ironic that we impeached Glove on the rogue proposal of a Serbian. This is simply a challenge before GOD and man. We have absolutely no interest in fighting in the Balkans. If EDEN sees this as a direct threat to its sovereignty, I have been told that she will act to save herself. If this involves further interference in our affairs, then we have no choice but to view EDEN as a threat. We do not like to be threatened. This is your last warning.



Bring it on.

If Poland and Spain turn out to be enemies, then so be it, but I think they've had enough of the Balkans too. I think erepublik has had enough of the Balkans. Time to decide. Everyone vs the Balkans?

PS. That movie did not have nearly enough T&A to make sitting through it worthwhile. Please don't make the same mistake I did.

HAIL USA!
HAIL CTRL!
HAIL to the death of EDEN!



Regards,

TheAssMan
Citizen, eUSA
Signature courtesy of PieGuy.

 

Comments

Alexander_Auctoritas
Alexander_Auctoritas Day 1,755, 09:22

FIST

ObIiterate
ObIiterate Day 1,755, 09:24

Excuse me I just brought up a little breakfast

michaelsikkofield
michaelsikkofield Day 1,755, 09:25

YES !

HladenSpricar
HladenSpricar Day 1,755, 09:26

HAIL CTRL ALT DEL! xD

Ayroh
Ayroh Day 1,755, 09:27

EDEN MUST BE DESTROYED

CTRL SHALL RISE!

aVie
aVie Day 1,755, 09:27

o/

Cluster Storms
Cluster Storms Day 1,755, 09:28

Voted

radens
radens Day 1,755, 09:28

Poland is sick of Balkan wars, but they don't want to get rid of MPPs with Balkan countries.
Spain is sick of Balkan wars, but they don't want to get rid of MPPs with Balkan countries.
USA is sick of Balkan wars, but they don't want to get rid of MPPs with Balkan countries.
Brazil is sick of Balkan wars, but they don't want to get rid of MPPs with Balkan countries.

radens
radens Day 1,755, 09:29

Personally I would like to see CTRL alliance formed, as an alliance of non Balkan countries fighting their own wars for their own interests, but something is seriously wrong here, since nobody is willing to get away from Balkan conflicts.

Think about it, before you do it...

Kara Tavuk Gubalı (Anam Anam Anam Anam) (Of) Kulakları Küpeli (Yâr Yâr Yâr) Bana Evlen Diyorlar
Şimdi Kızlar Neşeli

Yandım Aman Aman Sarıkız Öldüm Aman Aman Sarıkız Bende Duramıyom Yalınız Of Of Of

Kara Tavuk Kaz Gibi (Anam Anam Anam Anam)
(Of) Kanatları Saz Gibi (Yâr Yâr Yâr)
Dönüp Dönüp Bakıyor
Nişanlılı Kız Gibi

Yandım Aman Aman Sarıkız
Öldüm Aman Aman Sarıkız
Bende Duramıyom Yalınız Of Of O

tanasedaniel
tanasedaniel Day 1,755, 09:30

radens x2

Petsku
Petsku Day 1,755, 09:31

Priceless stuff

Asklepije
Asklepije Day 1,755, 09:32

You can't ally Poland without Huns and Serb. Mark my words.
You will be involved in Balcan wars on one side or on another.

And about alliance... eUSA citizens should decide on referendum.

potato134
potato134 Day 1,755, 09:32

Hail USA
Hail Brozil
Hail Spoland
Hail CTRL

poggo
poggo Day 1,755, 09:32

HAIL USA
HAIL CTRL

PsyCokenin
PsyCokenin Day 1,755, 09:32

Things are turning interesting

Arfan-Khan
Arfan-Khan Day 1,755, 09:33

Voted and subbed.

UncIeDeD
UncIeDeD Day 1,755, 09:33

Fail Eden.

Nuno Vieira
Nuno Vieira Day 1,755, 09:36

At the end, it's all about bonus and domination. Same crap, diferent names.

googoodoll
googoodoll Day 1,755, 09:36

Good luck with no fighting for Poland. Which will fight in Balkans. Only on the other side.

dfgusmao
dfgusmao Day 1,755, 09:37

They try to did the same in Brazil with the romenians tovers.
We alerted that for you. Now you see clearly!!!

Manuel III El Exiliado
Manuel III El Exiliado Day 1,755, 09:37

o/

kristof von
kristof von Day 1,755, 09:38

Save Canada hail TO BROMANCE

dragan4s
dragan4s Day 1,755, 09:38

endless wars in the Balkans...tell me about it xDD

"ovo je ovde balkan gde svako moze biti dusman i brat
svakih 50 leta izbije rat"

Torfyn
Torfyn Day 1,755, 09:38

Yeah yeah, fight EDEN and let Serbia PTO the USA. How smart of you.
CTRL is basically ONE with the USA, but you're too stubborn to see it through. Choose your side, USA : either you betray your allies to join Poland, either you stand for those who trusted you and prove the eWorld you're trustworthy.
You can't avoid the Balkans, no one can.

smee again
smee again Day 1,755, 09:39

Please stop spamming your article in the national channels of other countries, please respect our sovereignty and stay out of our business.

thank you.

HladenSpricar
HladenSpricar Day 1,755, 09:39

More than half of Americans even don't know where Balkan is... xD

Hysterias
Hysterias Day 1,755, 09:39

so funny

Wildrunner
Wildrunner Day 1,755, 09:40

Well I'd have to agree with the edenites on this one, the Balkans in this game are unavoidable simply because atleast 70% of the military power lies there, that's the only reason, there are no other reasons, really.

"Everyone vs the Balkans?"

That'd be pretty much game over for everyone outside the Balkans, atleast until more nonBalkan countries become superpowers like Poland is.

elMengu
elMengu Day 1,755, 09:40

Fail EDEN!

HAIL BRUSPOLAND!
HAIL CTRL!

dragan4s
dragan4s Day 1,755, 09:41

HladenSpricar da ne preterujes sa samo 50%

HladenSpricar
HladenSpricar Day 1,755, 09:43

@dragan4s

Ko će ga znat...

Ali neko im sigurno programira one rakete... : D

Cordoba corazon de mi pais
Cordoba corazon de mi pais Day 1,755, 09:44

HAIL CTRL!
HAIL ALT!
HAIL DEL!

TheUnit H. Pacas
TheUnit H. Pacas Day 1,755, 09:45

This article was voted by Pacas!!!

rlip
rlip Day 1,755, 09:45

Death of EDEN!

LancelotMAX
LancelotMAX Day 1,755, 09:46

FIST

N4zGuL
N4zGuL Day 1,755, 09:47

Radens x 1000

HisAirness
HisAirness Day 1,755, 09:48

What a moron You are ! xD

dragan4s
dragan4s Day 1,755, 09:48

Spricar

tamo je bre automatizovana proizvodnja,to sve kompjuteri rade sami : ))

HladenSpricar
HladenSpricar Day 1,755, 09:49

@dragan4s

Ili mi Jugovići... xD

Mina Benz
Mina Benz Day 1,755, 09:52

HAIL USA!
HAIL CTRL!
HAIL to the death of EDEN!

ChewChewShoe
ChewChewShoe Day 1,755, 09:53

EDEN, do the eWorld a favour and commit suicide.

Wildrunner
Wildrunner Day 1,755, 09:54

But I agree that EDEN has to die, it's a zombie sect-alliance, but even with it's death the Balkans won't disappear, they will stay after that too, no matter in which alliance. : ]

Alexander_Auctoritas
Alexander_Auctoritas Day 1,755, 09:55

You are correct, Radens. The EDEN activists have managed to keep a couple of our MPPs on the NO list passing. Does this prove my point?

Wallachian
Wallachian Day 1,755, 09:56

what a surprise, an american who is arrogant and limited...
i joined this game 3 years ago, back then USA was left with florida only, it was EDEN [mostly Romania, Croatia and Poland] who freed all your 50 stinkin` states and somehow you whined like a b*tch and left the alliance because well, good ole USA wanted to be no.1 in an alliance and couldnt in EDEN who at the time was the real deal and not your playground
and now you betrayed Terra as well for your 10/10 bonuses... disgusting

Kutluk Bilge Kul Ishamael
Kutluk Bilge Kul Ishamael Day 1,755, 10:00

Hail USA
Hail Brozil
Hail Spoland
Hail CTRL

Yhamilitz
Yhamilitz Day 1,755, 10:01

EDEN should be destroyed, I liked the way that this sould

Ante-os
Ante-os Day 1,755, 10:01

just wait some time, u dont need to come to Balkan, BALKAN WILL COME TO YOU! :)

Count Miden
Count Miden Day 1,755, 10:02

xaxaxoxaxoxaoxoaxo

eDarkAngel
eDarkAngel Day 1,755, 10:03

Only one thing I cannot agree.....putting everyone from the balkans under the same common denominator, that makes you no different then EDEN who have put everything and everyone not doing their bidding under the same common denominator: ONE, evil, enemies and so on.

EDEN has become the cancer of the game because of the people running it and has no way to reinvent itself it tried and it just can't.

Do your thing, it's your right, just threat other counries based on their integrity.

 
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