EDEN, We Have a Problem! [EN/HR]

Day 1,273, 03:27 Published in Egypt Croatia by Janko Fran
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I had a dream,
and in this dream
I was riding a bicycle,
and on my shoulder was a little Hitler
who was yapping at my ears, really angry.

And then I woke up and thought,
let's make a film about Nazis from the Moon!

by Jarmo Puskala, Iron Sky Community Manager


I had a dream! / I had a nightmare!

IRON SKY
Satirical SF comedy


Scene from the film: Zündapp KS 750 Wehrmacht Sidecar driving on the Moon Surface

Iron Sky: The First Four Minutes

Yes, she can! The Eagle has landed, Baby! Music: Laibach





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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volk_(album)

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Problems, Big Time! / Schwarze Sonne
http://songs.to/#!pl=84c8dd82f451226dac018428dabbda08554890e6

Preventive war
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preventive_war

UN Security Council Confessions
http://songs.to/#!pl=c605e95b333fdb86582bb062bb2de3f0f78fdd7b

The Great Dictator - Charles Chaplin
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125 Minutes Later...

Laibach - The Answer To The Question
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Izvrsna satirična SF komedija u stilu Nemilosrdnih gadova, hommage Chaplinovom filmu Veliki diktator. Drugi film finskog redatelja V.
O slijepoj ambiciji i o slijepoj zanesenosti.

Iron Sky - Interview mit Götz Otto (Deutsch) [HD]
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Julia Dietz-Iron Sky Interview and Trailer Segment.
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Houston, we have a problem!


EDEN, We Have a Problem
Open Letter to EDEN and eWorld Public


eEgypt on the Day 1,273

As you can see on the eWorld map, eEgypt is down to a single region, which is also under a heavy Greek attack. We are expecting eEgypt to fall during the day, unless a miracle happens.

Here is a copy of talks between eEgyptian and eGreek government representatives, and a summary of the war and difficult situation in eEgypt, caused by bad attitude of Greek government towards eEgypt.

Here are the latest talks with Greeks: http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=f5gsjvWV

I won't be going much into details, but Greeks didn't honor their own deal with eEgypt. eGreece has proclaimed NE on eEgypt and attacked it without a cause, although eEgypt is proEDEN country, which had only EDEN and Terra MPPs (China, USA, Brazil). During attack on eEgypt, Greeks have deliberately lost two od total 3 MPPs signed by eEgypt, due to MPP colision. Doing that, eGreece has harmed not only to itself and to eEgypt, but also to other members of EDEN and Terra (China and Brazil).

However, inspite that, we managed to negotiate a deal which would give to Greeks everything they need and everything eEgypt can offer to Greece; Greece gets Lower Egypt and Sinai in order to connect to their colony regions in Saudi Arabia, Greece also gets Middle Egypt (Cattle), and Egypt should have got Al Qasim (grain) and Al Madinah (oil) which Greeks have in surplus and don't need.

Greeks won three battles, which they supposed to win, but when we should have got Al Madinah, they wouldn't allow it and they made a counterattack. Not only that, but now they offer us nothing more than deletion, although we want to sign peace (it has been more than a week from declaring NE on eEgypt).


War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength

In the mean time, eEgypt wanted to sign MPP with Croatia and Republic of Macedonia (FYROM) and all sides, eGreece, eCroatia and eRepublic of Macedonia (FYROM) were notified of our plans and agreed. Doing that would secure us enough of strength to overturn the Greek aatack and get Al Madinah and Al Qasim battles. If we signed a MPP with Croatia, Greece would lose another MPP and harm to itself, to Croatia and to whole EDEN, that's why we have decided to wait with Croatian MPP after signing peace with Greece, but Greece refused such proposal. Republic of Macedonia (FYROM) offered us help and as we didn't have much choice, we have accepted their offer.

Except that, eGreece has practically whole set of EDEN MPPs, except Australia and Norway. Since Australia and Norway are currently not in position to make a decisive influence in our "region swap war" with eGreece, and by signing any other MPP with EDEN memeber, there would be damage done to EDEN, due to MPP collision, while we expected another attack of eGreece. So that is why we have decided to accept help from Republic of Macedonia, who was the only country who offered us a MPP in this difficult moment of a struggle for Egypt survival.

And by this Greeks are doing both short term and a long term harm to EDEN because they are pushing away from them and from EDEN a friendly proEDEN country. The same already happened to eSaudi Arabia, which was also made by force to change sides. I still hope that it would not happen to eEgypt, because there was a lot of effort invested in it by Croatian side, and it seems to me that eCroatia gave up from eEgypt instead protecting its long term interests and creating allies in long term.

Child of Eden (Trailer)
Child of Eden (Trailer)


For your information, Egypt has population of 80 million and currently it has 11.5 million of Internet users and is a fastest growing internet community in Middle East, and there is at least 200 million of Arabs scattered around the world. What eEgypt needs is a baby boom, and for preparing one, you need peace, and for making one, you need a war.

However, if we invite Egptians and other Arabs while eEgypt is under Greek occupation, I am afraid that this fact will alienate and make Egyptians hostile to Greece and by this also to EDEN. I believe that eCroatia made a similar mistake with Serbia and Slovenia, same as eGreece is doing now with eSaudi Arabia and eEgypt. And all this because of short term parcial interests and not seing long term perspective of eEgypt and eMiddle East region and wrong foreign policy.

I don't know if leadership of EDEN understands that. As it seems to me, all decisions are based on current power ratio, hard negotiating attitude and without a long term strategy. I believe that makes great harm to EDEN. An example of such behavior was Romanian toughness in combination with Hungarian-Serbian sweet talk diplomacy, which drove Poland and Spain from EDEN, and consequently the Swedish leaf fell off from EDEN tree. Direct consequence of such power shift it that now, instead swift and easy deletion of Serbia and Hungary, EDEN has to make great efforts to win each battle, and eCroatia lost its allies strength which made it unconquerable fortress for Serbia and Hungary, so now it has to be lenient even in front of eGreece, which has gotten disdainful, arrogant and greedy, since their geostrategic position has changed with eBulgaria swithicing sides, and by adding new Arab countries rich in resources.

This is a warning to eCroatia, EDEN and all the other e-countries to be careful when making deals with Greeks. The thing we have learned is that Greeks can't be trusted, as much as we didn't want to admit it to ourselves, and as much as we are proEDEN. It seems that EDEN leadership just doesn't care about that. But I am afraid that consequences of such wrong, shortsighted and selfish politics, would feel all EDEN country members. For it seems there is no more brotherhood in EDEN.


Big Brother is Watching You (1984)

Faithfully yours!

Janko Fran
Minister of Communications and Information Technology of eEgypt


List of Greek Excuses

#1 MPP with Republic of Macedonia (FYROM) http://www.erepublik.com/en/Egypt/law/73967
#2 Greece spent 600 gold to win a battle for Egypt and Egypt is pathetic and liars
#3 Greece doesn't want to delete Egypt, but Egypt can't defend against Greece and 15 MPPs.
#4 INCIs will occupy Egypt
#5 Egypt choose ONE, Egypt doesn't know anything about plans behind curtain.
#6 Egypt said Macedonia, Egypt doesn't know anything.
#7 Egypt is PTOed by Croats

Facts

#1 Greece declared Egypt as NE 8 days ago without prior notice, negotiations or any provocations from Egypt side:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/Greece/law/73400
#2 Greece lost an EDEN (China) and a Terra MPP (Brazil) for attack on Egypt and collision with Egypt MPPs (USA, Brazil, China).
#3 Greece broke its own deal which guaranteed Greece everything they needed and Egypt could offer:
Lower Egypt and Sinai (bridge to eMiddle East and Greek colonies there), Middle Egypt (cattle) in exchange for Al Qasim (grain) and Al Madinah (oil)
#4 Greece is not satisfied and wants more. Greece proposed deletion or appointing a Greek for president of eEgypt.
#5 Greece is deleting eEgypt.

Maybe it's not appropriate to laugh in such a situation, but you need to see what are we facing with. If you want to enjoy more Greek trolling, please visit:
http://www.erepublik.com/en?viewPost=879297


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EDEN, We Have a Problem
Otvoreno pismo EDENu i ehrvatskoj javnosti


Egipat na dan 1,273

Kao što možete vidjeti na karti eSvijeta, eEgipat je sveden na samo jednu regiju, koja je trenutno pod teškim napadom Grčke. Očekuje se pad Egipta tijekom dana, osim ako se ne dogodi čudo.

Ovdje je preslika obavljenih pregovora između predstavnika vlada eEgipta i eGrčke, te sažeti opis rata i krizne situacije u Egiptu, koja je uzrokovana lošim odnosom vlade eGrčke prema eEgiptu.

Evo najsvježiji pregovori s Grcima...

http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=f5gsjvWV

Neću sad ići u sve detalje, no Grci se nisu držali dogovora. Proglasili su NE i napali eEgipat bez povoda, iako je eEgipat proEDEN zemlja i imao je samo EDEN i Terra MPPove (Kina, SAD, Brazil). Prilikom napada na eEgipat, Grci su izgubili dva od ukupno 3 MPPova koliko ih je Egipat imao ukupno. Time je Grčka naštetila ne samo sebi i Egiptu, nego i drugim članicama EDENa i Terre (Kina i Brazil).

Ipak, unatoč tome, uspjeli smo dogovoriti deal koji Grcima daje sve što im treba i sve što im Egipat može uopće ponuditi; Grci dobivaju Lower Egypt i Sinai kako bi povezali svoje regije u Saudijskoj Arabiji, dobivaju Middle Egypt (Cattle), a Egipat je trebao dobiti Al Qasim (grain) i Al Madinah (oil) koji Grcima ne trebaju.

Grci su dobili tri bitke, koje su i trebali dobiti, no kad smo mi trebali preuzeti Al Madinah, nisu to dopustili i prešli su u kontra napad. Sad nam nude brisanje iako bismo mi htjeli potpisati mir (prošlo je tjedan dana od proglašenja NE).


War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength

U međuvremenu smo htjeli potpisati MPP s Hrvatskom i Republikom Makedonijom kako bismo dobili dovoljno snage da dobijemo bitke u Al Madinah i Al Qasim. Kad bismo potpisali MPP s Hrvatskom Grčka bi izgubila još jedan MPP i time naštetila opet sebi, Hrvatskoj i cijelom EDENu, zato smo odlučili s njim pričekati kad sklopimo mir s Grcima, no oni to ne žele. Makedonija se sama ponudila za MPP, i budući da nismo imali puno izbora, prihvatili smo pomoć.

Inače, Grčka ima praktički cijeli skup MPPova EDENa, osim Australije i Norveške. Budući da Australija i Norveška trenutno nisu u poziciji napraviti prevagu u swap region ratu protiv Grčke, a potpisivanjem bilo kojeg drugog MPPa iz EDENa činili bismo štetu EDENu zbog kolizije MPPova, jer smo očekivali novi napad Grčke, odlučili smo prihvatiti pomoć Makedonije koja nam je jedina ponudila MPP u ovom teškom trenutku borbe za opstanak.

A Grci ovime dugoročno štete EDENu jer odguruju od sebe i od EDENa jednu prijateljsku proEDEN zemlju. Isto se već dogodilo i eSaudijskoj Arabiji koja je isto na sličan način natjerana da promijeni stranu. Još uvijek se nadam da se to eEgiptu neće dogoditi jer je u njega uloženo puno truda s hrvatske strane, a Hrvatska mi se čini kao da je digla ruke od eEgipta umjesto da štiti svoje dugoročne interese i stvara saveznike dugoročno.

Srdačno vaš,

Janko Fran
Minister of Communications and Information Technology of eEgypt


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