EDEN Propaganda Fail

Day 1,713, 11:55 Published in Ireland Ireland by MrConway
Citizens of Ireland,

Yesterday Ronisu published a blatant piece of EDEN propaganda to cause harm to the Irish Boycott. Since it was published he has been fired from his position in government as he said that he represented the government with that article and that it was an official government article when our President never approved such a thing so therefore he was falsely representing the Irish government. He also talks of a war that has EDEN support, a war that he also never consulted on with the President.

But this is where the lies begin to really show.

Since March we haven’t had an EDEN supported war but magic really happens when Ronisu tries.

“Within 20 minutes of me requesting a final push on war plans, boom it was done.”

Last night I asked Ronisu about this and he went on to tell me about how this war has been in plan for about one month! So one month’s worth of planning of a war must be something big, right?

But what options do we face in this war that Ronisu has pulled out of the magic hat. Currently Ireland have borders with the following nations:

United Kingdom
Poland
Norway
USA
Canada
Germany

Cancelling off all of what is part of EDEN, its allies and our own allies we are left with two nations we can attack: Poland and United Kingdom. Yet again a slight problem, we have a Peace Treaty with the UK so we can’t attack them as it is in Ireland’s best interests not to break it.

There is no point in attacking Poland as this war would be over just as quick as it started. Ireland only has the chance to take over two Polish regions before we lose the border, both of these regions are in the UK and straight after we would have to concede the Resistance Wars to the UK due to the Peace Treaty.

So my advice to EDEN, go back to the drawing board, sort out your propaganda and spend another month planning, because the last month has really paid off.

Ireland keep up the work on the Boycott.

Tiocfaidh Ar Lá,
Conway.