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This is meant to be just a joke. No harm intended. I don’t want to make people sad, I don’t want to make people look bad, I just DUNK ON EVERYBODY. – Blake Griffin The Great (greetings from eMacedonia)
Remember, this is a parody and a response of the EDEN article that was recently in TOP 5 international.
…Anyways, if anyone gets mad and wants to rage quit (support for Aristomaxos) or if anyone gets offended, I really don’t give a ….

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Dear Fellow Boy-Toys,

Over the recent past we have noticed a tremendous escalation of activity along our anal cavities as the entire length and width of the NWO d*cks has been pressed against our EDEN butcheeks. The brunt of our enemies penises have been massed against eItaly, eCroatia and eRomania and this anal attack, this enormous pressure on our bowels, this hostility towards our backsides has forced the brotherhood into a “position” that it is not used to.

The brotherhood was forced onto their knees. (we all know what that means)



EDEN is the “brotherhood.”

As of right now eMacedonian c*cks have managed to successfully penetrate deep into eItalian anal structures but just recently eSlovenia was in the same “position” which means eItaly is very easy “to get”. Where are they now? VERY DEEP in there which means the Italians actually like it, I mean, they don’t even fight back. EDEN, do not be mistaken, your a**hole will soon be wide enough to fit each and every one of our huge, enormous, ginormous, humongous “tools”.

eItaly, MACEDONIA has its shaft deep within you.

As of right now eHungarian c*cks have managed to successfully penetrate deep into eRomanian anal territory. In the recent past eRomania with the help of eCroatia had a tremendous hard time trying to put their “raincoats” on because of their miniscule size and therefore they couldn’t deal with eHungary’s BIG d*cks and turned around as they know their role in this world.

eRomania, HUNGARY has its shaft deep within you.

As of right now eSerbian disco sticks have managed to successfully penetrate deep into eCroatian anal territory but just recently eCroatia proved that it could withstand the eSerbian anal assault since eCroatia has a big opening in their backside and they can withstand even the biggest of the biggest. eCroatia we pray for your anal liberation.

eCroatia, SERBIA has its shaft deep within you.

EDEN has been on their knees before, but now we are getting attacked from the back and it is now when we have to hold hands, have to hope that it doesn’t hurt a lot, and have to hope we don’t bleed from their enormous, huge “extremities”. It is doggie-style when we have always been at our best. When times get tough, EDEN has always gotten tough on the times. Just remember, squeeze your cheeks as hard as you can!

EDEN, it is time to squeeze.


EDEN are always going to be boy-toys.

So now we find ourselves against a c*ck that can’t find a condom big enough for it to fit, a d*ck that loves to go into EDEN’s every cavity, a shaft which, like its predecessors, will ultimately be inside of us.

EDEN has seen LOVE come and go. EDEN has seen PHOENIX come and go. NWO, now it’s your turn. 😉 lol

Fellow boy-toys, from today things change. From today our butts are under fire on all fronts. From today we bring mace in our purse, just in case. From today we will chew gum so our breath doesn’t stink-it might offend NWO, we wouldnt like that. From today, we will never say no to our DOMONATORIX-NWO, and we will always swallow.

ePoland, eSpain, eHungary and eSerbia are now our masters. NWO IS OUR CHIEF. WE WILL LISTEN TO THEM. 😉

We have proved time and time again that EDEN cannot fit all of them and that we cry every time. So here we go again, once more into the breach of our a**holes dear brothers, this time on all cavities, and once again in the end we will stand alone and bent over behind a bush in the park as we see NWO leave.

We cry once we see NWO’s shafts, we cry for the alliance, we never stop weeping, because we know what IS COMING.

Long live the boy-toys.
Long live the eternal bromance.
HAIL EDEN!

P.S. EDEN be scared!