EDEN And PEACE Face-Off - New Enemy Emerges!
Day 693, 09:23
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Published in Romania 
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by Erwin Schauman
As EDEN and PEACE continue to fight a war of annihilation against each other, a third party has been secretly creating an army to bring the unwary world to its knees. This sinister Empire has been gaining more and more power as the eyes of the World have been fixed upon the epic "u suck" - "no u!" dialogue between EDEN and PEACE.
I am of course speaking of...
THE GRAYLAND EMPIRE!
Unnoticed by the world, vast amount of countries have fallen under the brutal onslaught committed by this treacherous enemy - Greenland is now gray and large parts of Central America, Asia, Middle East and Africa have been annexed to the Grayland Empire. Currently the Grayland Empire covers a quarter of the globe, and shows no signs of weakening.
It is said that no one has ever seen a Graylonian, but to see one is to stare into an endless, empty abyss and you are overcome with a feeling of dread and grayness.
As we speak, the Empire is building a massive reserves of weapons of mass destruction, and it is just waiting for the perfect opportunity to cover the world with second grayness. The Empire's soldiers are so numerable that even the eRepublik statistics can't count them.
Heed my warning, fair citizens of eRepublik! The end is nigh! PEACE and EDEN *must* unite in front of this new threat or eternal grayness awaits us all!
I call for all World Leaders to arrange an emergency conference to counter this powerful new opponent before it's too late. Otherwise our children will be put under the yoke and are forced to learn the gray language of Graylon!
Stop the Graylonians!
I am of course speaking of...
THE GRAYLAND EMPIRE!
Unnoticed by the world, vast amount of countries have fallen under the brutal onslaught committed by this treacherous enemy - Greenland is now gray and large parts of Central America, Asia, Middle East and Africa have been annexed to the Grayland Empire. Currently the Grayland Empire covers a quarter of the globe, and shows no signs of weakening.
It is said that no one has ever seen a Graylonian, but to see one is to stare into an endless, empty abyss and you are overcome with a feeling of dread and grayness.
As we speak, the Empire is building a massive reserves of weapons of mass destruction, and it is just waiting for the perfect opportunity to cover the world with second grayness. The Empire's soldiers are so numerable that even the eRepublik statistics can't count them.
Heed my warning, fair citizens of eRepublik! The end is nigh! PEACE and EDEN *must* unite in front of this new threat or eternal grayness awaits us all!
I call for all World Leaders to arrange an emergency conference to counter this powerful new opponent before it's too late. Otherwise our children will be put under the yoke and are forced to learn the gray language of Graylon!
Stop the Graylonians!
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Good one !
Oh no!
hahaha there you go! 🙂
ErwinS "the commenting troll" [ tisk tisk ] does it again! 😃
NEVER I TELL YOU... never 😃. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*hiding under rock*
We are doomed, everybody panic!
OMG, a graylonian..., run to the hills, 😨
Wait until they turn Gandalf White!!!
ajjaj, itt baj lesz!
Ouch, trouble is brewing there!
Headshot! We didn't noticed yet, but now!
😃
Erwin is a butt.
Behold, The Kingdom of Mordor!
"This sinister Empire has been gaining more and more power as the eyes of the World have been fixed upon the epic "u suck" - "no u!" dialogue between EDEN and PEACE."
so true 🙂
Ahhh they're coming!
Be afraid, be very afraid.
We must liberate them!
awesomeness hahahaha x)
You'll never defeat the Graylonian Empire... for we walk among thou, under a different name ... mwahahahahaha
Not bad.
The signs are there for the eyes of the righteous ones: account hacks, bugs and s devouring an already weakened economy...
Graylonians are ghey.
@Mihu: The Graylonians work in the shadows and use unorthodox methods to destroy the world. Account hacking and bug exploitation are the tools which they use to expand their dominion over the entire Globe.
😃
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Happy now, Gray? Look what you've done!
[-(
😁)
I, for one, welcome our new Graylonian overlords.
LoL 🙂
Voted!
@Crista: it has was in the plan 😉 still is 😃
I can see why not 😃
Down with Graylonian imperialism!
nice hehe 😉
🙂) Nice. Well i think the headless chicken is a Graylonian
great!🙂 v+s
Hahaha. XD EDEN and PEACE must unite to stop the Graylonians! They, in their infinite neutrality, represent everything we hate and fear! Down with the Grayland Empire!
And so begins the epic struggle between good and neutral!
(Futurama reference)
What! Now where did I put my bazooka?
Voted.
Doom approaches, seek shelter or suffer their immense wrath !
No kidding ! best article today 🙂)
It's like The Chimeria in Resistance!
Africa has gone dark! Er... gray!
haha
Hahaha, EPIC!!!
Destroy Grayland!
Israel must be really strong!
lol, nice, really nice 😁
Raw raw fight the Graylonians !!
Misho so true
*gasping*
romania rullzzz !!!!!!
ha ha! and we don't stand a chance against the graylonians! they're invisible...We're doomed! *panics*
I haven't been worried about Greyland since they failed to wipe Turkey off the map a while back. I mean, they lost to Turkey.
Must you write this lame story?
Seriously, delete your account, format your computer and shut it down
I;m Scared now no one noticed new Grayland empire! i'm panic! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!