EDEN, a pitiful excuse for an alliance.

Day 795, 16:06 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Mahlak Dependus
Cast your minds back to the 14th of July 2009.

The French President pushed the button, opening up the first battle of PEACE's North American campaign.

By the 21st of July, Nova Scotia, Prince Edward Island, Newfoundland and Labrador, Nunavut, Manitoba and Quebec had all been conquered by France.

On the 17th of July, 3 days in to the campaign, Russia invaded the USA at Alaska. By the 21st, Alaska, Washington, Idaho, Utah, Oregon, Montana, Wyoming, Nevada and North Dakota were all under Russian control.

1 week.

It has been precisely 7 days since the polish attacked the South East of England. In that time, poland and Sweden have collectively attacked British territories on 6 occasions and have managed so far to conquer.. well, nothing actually. In the same time that it has taken EDEN to accomplish pretty much nothing, PEACE, in a time when million point walls were considered battle finishers, had conquered 17 North American regions while also defending against a plethora of resistance wars through foreign held territories. PEACE was a shadow of the capabilities of EDEN today and yet managed to demolish huge sections of two countries, one of which considered itself the top superpower of the New World.

Funny isn't it? EDEN continues to harp on about it's superior firepower, excellent mobile infantry and "liberating" ambitions. Yet, in the past 7 days, Phoenix has on 6 occasions slapped EDEN with walls of at least 1 million every time it has threatened British soil.

Let's just take a look at the damage delivered by our noble allies.

Across the 6 battles, Phoenix has delivered a total of approximately 23.4 million damage. That's an average of 3.9 million damage per battle. Without tanking and without unnecessary spending, the proud nations of Phoenix have shown unquestionable strength in the face of EDEN's continued attacks.

Blocking battles? Damage drainers?

Not even taking into account the money wasted by EDEN to region swap each other into position, the total cost of attacking British regions so far amounts to 1,289.75. When you consider that this is nothing more than revenge because the UK refused to roll over and play lapdog for the USA and that the UK holds absolutely no strategic value, EDEN just reinforces the belief that everyone in Phoenix holds of them.

EDEN cannot into space ;_;

But I forget myself, the real reason I wrote this article, was to thank EDEN, believe it or not. To thank you for funding the Phoenix training war while Turkey is out of commission due to the DDOS + Turk Telekom issue.

The clock is still ticking. The timer is still counting. The months are piling up. The threats of invasion from the USA are becoming emptier and emptier. Thousands of Gold are being wasted completely in vain. EDEN is failing, continuously.

The Swedes continue to throw themselves at the UK under orders from the big boys in EDEN. They also continue to be absolutely obliterated in their attempts. And now they are joined by the Canucks in these feeble attempts.

Spain sits quietly while France regains it's composure ready for a fiery strike of liberation. Germany girds it's loins, ready to pound the polish babies, taking advantage of their continually declining health. Phoenix burns brightly, emboldening her proud citizens. The hearts of the EDEN puppets begin to waver in the face of such pride.


Phoenix allies continue to pound Sweden and Canada while the UK has a pop at Spain


President Jewitt swears that he lost the Attack button. He said "I'm not scared! Honestly!"


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