eCanada [ENG, BOS/CRO/SRB, FR, ESP, GER]
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by Mochan Drust
Scroll down for French, Bosnian/Croatian/Serbian, Spanish and German version.
[ENG version]
Just like every other country, eCanada have natural enemy, but unlike others, eCanadas biggest natural enemy is not some other country, but eCanada itsself. The only country that is self destructive.
For months, eCanadas biggest problem is the war that is raging in the political scene. Battlefields in Europe (particularly in the Balkans ) are nothing compared to the war in eCanadas politics. Why ? The answer is simple: Each political party ( no exception ) and every single active politican will do anything just to harm their political opponents, even if that means harming our country. Everyone see eCanada as collateral damage and nothing else. But it should be the other way around.
Political scene in eCanada is hilarious. The RL politicans are nothing compared to the beasts that you can find in these huge virtual jungle that we call „Canadian political scene“.
If you want to have fun, meet some crazy people and want to get involved in one of the biggest political wars in the entire eWorld, then come to eCanada. If you want to get the best experience in politics, the best education on how to solve political problems and learn how to not discuss great political issues, then come to eCanada. If you think that life in your current eHomeland is boring, then come to eCanada. If you are not a good politican or you just want to insult other people, then guess what you should do !!!
eCanada = simple, brutal, hostile and that's why you'll love it !
Parental advisory:
„Coming to eCanada and taking Canadian CS is not recommended for people under the age of 18.“
[BOS/CRO/SRB version]
[FR version]
Pour plusieurs mois, le problème le plus grand était, et encore est, la guerre qui rage dans un sens politique. Les champs de guerre Européens (particulièrement les Balkans) sont rien comparés aux champs de guerre politiques du Canada. Pourquoi? La réponse est simple : chaque parti politique (aucune exception) et chaque politicien/politicienne ferai tout pour endommager son adversaire, même si cela signifie endommager son pays. Chaque personne voit le Canada comme dommages collatéraux et rien autre. Mais cela devrait être au renverse.
Le sens politique du Canada est drôle. Les vrai politiciens sont rien comparés au bêtes que vous trouvez dans le jungle virtuelle que nous nommons : „ Le sens politique Canadien“.
Le Canada= simple, brutal, hostile et ca c’est pourquoi vous l’aimerez!
Avise parental :
[ESP version]
eCanadá es simple, brutal, hostil y es por eso que te va a encantar!
Aviso para Padres: Venir a eCanada y obtener su CS no es recomendado para personas menores de 18 años."
[GER version]
So wie jedes andere Land hat eCanada ein natürliche Feind, aber im Gegensazat zu anderen, ist eCanadas größte natürliche Feind nicht ein anderes Land, aber eCanada sich selbst.Das einzige selbstzerstörerische Land.
Seit Monaten ist eCanadas größte Problem der Krieg, der in der politischen Szene tobt. Schlachtfelder in Europa (vor allem auf dem Balkan) sind nichts im Vergleich zu dem Krieg in eCanadas Politik.Warum? Die Antwort ist einfach: Jede politische Partei (keine Ausnahme) und jede einzelne aktive Politiker werden alles tun, um ihre politischen Gegner zu schaden, auch wenn das bedeutet, schade zu unserem Land. Jeder sieht eCanada als Kollateralschaden und nichts anderes. Aber es sollte anders herum sein.
Die Politische Szene in eCanada ist urkomisch. Die RL Politiker sind nichts im Vergleich den wilden Tieren, die Sie in dieser riesigen virtuellen Dschungel finden, dass wir "Canadian politischen Szene" nennen.
Spaß haben wollen,verrückte Leute treffen und möchten sich in einer der größten politischen Kriege im gesamten eWorld engagieren kommen sie in eCanada.Wenn Sie möchten die beste erfarung in der Politik zu haben, die beste Bildung, wie ein politische Problem zu lösen und lernen wie kann man nicht die großen politischen Themen diskutieren dann kommen sie in eCanada.
Wenn Sie denken, dass das Leben in Ihrem aktuellen eHeimatland ist langweilig, dann kommen sie zu eCanada. Wenn Sie nicht ein guter Politiker sind oder Sie wollen einfach nur andere Leute zu beleidigen dann errate, was du tun sollst!!!
eCanada einfach, brutal, feindlich und das ist, warum Sie es lieben!
Elterlicher Beratungs
Gehen im eCanada und die Canadische CS nehmen ist nicht für Personen unter 18 Jahren empfohlen.
I apologize for any grammar mistakes.
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Comments
pole
"Every single active politican will do anything just to harm their political opponents, even if that means harming our country."
Unfortunately true. I am more surprised when there isn't constant discord on a topic.
We are the joke of the world, and everyone but us knows it.
Oh, you know it.
FIST
I am 17 and in eCanada, I disregard parental advisories
"Just like every other country, eCanada have natural enemy, but unlike others, eCanadas biggest natural enemy is not some other country, but eCanada itsself."
False.
Actually Mochan Drust, I think eAustralia beats eCanada on the political warfare front. If you have never been involved in eAustralian politics you haven't really seen epolitical warfare 🙂 I've been involved in eAustralian Politics for near on 5 RL years now, it is extremely brutal and quite often very self destructive to our own nation, as our ehistory has shown.
I absolutely agree with most of the stuff in this article.
To think that a country would elect a President who instead of standing up for himself, and presenting his side of the facts would lie in the weeds and log an IRC conversation with the sole intent of using it the next day to try and divert attention away from a theft that happened under his watch is absolutely disgusting to me.
Muglack, you make it sound like voters should have reacted according to events that happened after the election. I'm not aware of many time-traveling psychic voters out there.
Why not focus on the facts that voters had to choose from leading up to the election.
Article is sensational and over-stated, to be honest. We're not the best or worst at anyhting ~ sorta middling, actually.
vau
I wasn't saying he did it BEFORE the election. I was saying that they elected someone that would do it.
They elected a person who had that evil in him. That's how depraved and degenerate we all are.
FOR SHAME!
@ Muglack
a very poor attempt to score political points on your part.
This artical is bad representation of current state of eCanadian politics. The majority of parties and congress members are currently working together for the best of the nation. Inter party relations are calm and for the most part productive atm.
"German version"? ahhaha.
"Translating" with google trans I can do by myself. ; )
Please don't try it again. We'd rather read the English version, that is no problem ; )
NorthAfricaCorps, I didn't use google translate A guy from eSwiss translated it for me.
o.O "eCanada einfach, brutal, feindlich und das ist, warum Sie es lieben!"
easy, violent, agressiv ?? this is why we "love" you? omg ... no 😁
pls do not translate this with google-translator 😁
btw. good luck 😉
no one is this country is clean. Not even Plugson.
Why did you change the name of the Croatian mosque in Canada into a "Bosnian mosque"? You can't run from your croatian origins, bosnian muslims!
Your ancestors are facepalming on you...
Using google transmutator, and then just "I apologize for any grammar mistakes." That doesn't do well.
Boy, you should learn all those languages fluently and then translate your articles yourself!
;- D
Okay, there are other countries following the canadian example just fine. Don't think you're the only one.
LIKE I SAI😨 I didn't use google translate. A guy from eSwiss translated it for me.
okay did the eSwiss guy use google translate?
:>
hihi
The masochistic likes of me thrives.