eBBC News - 1st Armoured deployment

Day 1,371, 06:46 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by TimmyTango

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The sight greeting the average British citizen sitting down with a cup of tea.

Reports are coming in, that the 1st Armoured, a Military Unit, devoted to the well being of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and it's territories, have deployed to the southern hemisphere, to help the United Kingdom's allies against a foreign, aggressor, we cross over to our reporter, in eNew Zealand, what can you tell us?
Good Evening, and from what we've been told from 1st Armoured, this is a move to aid our allies from over seas, with whom no Mutual Protection Pact has been signed. As you may have heard from other sources, New Zealand has been under attack from it's neighbour, the Australians, losing some territory during the early stages of the offensive, but have since pushed them back, into their own land, taking the island of Tasmania, just off the coast of mainland Australia.

I am situated in Wellington, which has been chosen as the deployment site of the 1st Armoured, a capable and well known unit of the United Kingdom, no sign has been shown as of yet to the duration of the stay, but one thing is for certain, the appearance of the 1st Armoured, will surely tip the balance in the Kiwi's favour.
Thank you for that informational report. In other news, the Irish Resistance has recently been described as "average at best", this statement coming after numerous land gains for the so called Irish Republic, but claims have been made by sources within the British population, that more should be done to ensure our foothold within Ireland, many have claimed that the recent deployment of the 1st Armoured to have affected the rapid speed in which the rebels have taken control of key provinces.

That concludes our weekly update, hopefully we will be back, next week, with more exciting news. Good bye.