eAmerican News: Red Raider for Congress?

Day 1,493, 07:47 Published in USA USA by Red Raider



Yes, it's true I will be running for congress in Nebraska for AMP. Now before you say, "Oh Nebraska, no one cares about that state". I would like to assure you that that is false. Nebraska is a beautiful state with beautiful and intelligent people.


Red Raider posing with three beautiful local girls.

Now why you should vote for me?

1. I am probably the most active candidate for Nebraska, and probably one of the most active players under lvl 25.

Why does this matter?

My activity on eRep and my less interesting rl means that I will be constantly online taking your (the people's) thoughts and representing them in Congress. I will also be open to any thoughts and won't work behind close doors.

2. I am probably one of the quickest learners to the game. Already in my time playing eRep I have learned almost all the game mechanics and I've been given useful tips from the like of George Armstrong Custer, Cleveland Fleman and others.

3. I will make sure that US continues on this great path that she is currently on. I will also make sure that laws are passed which help not only the business elite but also the younger players under lvl 25. I will represent all of us younger players in Congres to the best of my ability. So don't vote for the person that has the highest level. But vote for me, the person that will represent you all to the best of my ability.

4. Unlike others that just want the Congress medal, I will actually take this job seriously. I will spend many hours helping the US and it's people.

Other reasons you should vote for me?

5. I have the best looking avi.

6. I bowl overhand...

7. I've won trophies on my game face alone.

8. Police often question me, because they find me interesting...

9. I carry words that would break a lesser man's jaw.

10. I'm the World's most interesting man. So vote for me.


Do it...


...for America!


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