Dying from Decay – Not the ‘Royal Army Dental Corps’

Day 1,950, 03:06 • Published in United Kingdom Serbia • by Niko Jones


A month ago our founding Commanding Officer retired from active duty to pursue a more leisurely lifestyle as well as to earn some bonuses overseas.

Initially there was a vacuum and this fine Military Unit of 20 Combat Surgeons was on the verge of collapse from battle fatigue….Dying from its own decay. Then within the MU in game feed a splinter of resilience and fight began to appear and spread like a disease throughout the unit.

That was last month…Now we are stronger than ever - BH’s, CH’s, TP’s, Rank ups, level ups a plenty. The dentists have achieved at least 8 BH’s in the last 7 days and at least one CH in the same period, not to mention the 226 TP medals held within this tiny yet big hitting unit.



Lack of dentists – Not in the eUK

Most developing countries don’t have enough dentists: in eColumbia, there is one dentist for approximately every 2,223 people (in the eUK the ratio is 1:129).

The above ratio is considered the best in the World and without further ado we say to you; “We are dentists on a ‘trip’ and don’t need you! …In fact ‘Sod off’ or we’ll kick your booty too.



To give you flavor just look at some of our stats in the last month…

Current Status;

RADC unit damage as per egov4you (excluding bombs etc) within the last 30 days is 901,099,446 and an average of 47,426,286 per active member. Our averages are as follows;



So I say to you “You may think it not to be true” but somewhere close is a Dentist who could at some point, just shoot you. You have been warned, so stay away and you may just see another day.

Regards,

Dr. Niko Jones
Commander & Surgeon General
RADC

The Crack Dental Unit

IRC - Were never here

‘Ex Dentibus Ensis’ ‘From the teeth a sword’