Dutchies help Belgium People

Day 1,212, 03:12 • Published in Netherlands Netherlands • by DevilOfExcitement


These days Belgium people get more and more stressed because their politicians fail to form a government which can manage the country. To get rid of the stress the Belgium civilians needs 1 thing: WEED, the only thing which make them relax for a couple of hours.
The Belgium people were lucky because they were blessed with their lovely neighbor, The Netherlands. The duchies were always polite and had no problems when Belgium citizens came to their county to buy some of their finest marijuana. However, Belgium guys and girls didn’t know how to behave after their take a joint. They couldn’t handle the stuff the Dutch created and it got out of hand.

The dutchies had no other choice then protecting their Belgium neighbor and the few pretty girls they have. The politicians from the Netherlands shared some thoughts how they could help the poor Belgium and invent the Weedpas. A pas which is only available for the dutchies and would prevent that Belgiums could buy more of our Weed.

The Belgiums didn’t understand why they couldn’t buy new joints in. They totally misunderstood that the dutchies tried to help them and instead of saying thanks they let their military troops attack South Netherlands in the hope that they could take over the cofeeshops which were located over there.

The Netherlands stopped the invasion. In the first instance it looked like they had difficulties stopping the Belgiums but the only reason it looked like this was that the dutchies tried to kill as less Belgium people as needed because their totally understood their problems.
Dutch troops will try to conquer a part of Belgium soon. This is not because we hate Belgium, but because we are trying to help them to step a little bit further from the coffeeshops and deal with the stress without needing our lovely lovely drugs. Please see our good intentions and don’t fight back but give urself over to us. We love you!