Duke 4 Lazo

Day 2,187, 00:49 • Published in South Africa South Africa • by Marmaduke IV


Greetings peons,

Today, I wave a few things.

1: The olive branch of peace
2: The flag of Lazokracy (the stupid looking one that looks like it'd be flying from a float in a local Pride Parade
3: Wang

I have these things because today I have become a Lazokrat. And why not? They're a respectable group with well known members like Leon Reno, Mamado, and Cemmom.

The Lazykrats just want to be a part of eSouth Africa. And so why not let eSouth Africa become a part of Lazokracy as well? If we can share a country, then why not a party.

Despite what this looks like, I am not running for PP of the party of Lazocracy Africa. It is much more than that. Today's vote determines who is leader of ALL of Lazokracy in South Africa.

Without further ado, here is my platform:

-Rename the group-
"Lazocrat" sounds dumb. I know it, you know it, we all know it. And it isn't African at all. I have not decided what we will be called just yet but on my list so far I have:
Masepoes (which means "greatness")
Poeskaks (Which just means "party")
Mank Bergboks (Meaning "Freedom Fighters")

-Official Language-
English. All other languages will be banned. Sie.

That's all I have so far as I just decided to run about 45min ago.

I hope that my platform will win you voters over. I think if you compare mine and Cemmon's, you will find mine much more appetizing.

A vote for a South African leader of Lazokracy is a vote for solidarity and peace between our two groups. Thanks for your support today.




~The Honorable Arch Bishop Dr. Marmaduke Exilious Alphonso IV, Sr, OB/GYN
Vice President, eSouth Africa
Religious Scholar, Harvad University
High Lord Captain of the Knights Templar
Master Mason
Creator of Hip Hop Music
Inventor of the Question Mark
British Petroleum Premier Rewards Member (over thirty thousand points)
Future Leader of Lazokracy in Africa