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DS: I GOT AN FP!

Day 1,371, 15:54 • Published in USA Japan

• by Tendou

So I just found out that I am not allowed to curse. That being said, this article took a tedious amount of time to re-write. (PQ had to proofread it like 12 times.)

Although it is difficult for me to knowingly publish a paper without profanities, I will try. God help us all.

Um, okay! Hey guys. Tendou here. Just got my hair braided by Asko (1stLtHawkeye.) Yeah, my week was pretty hectic. I just got my class schedule. (I go to Erepublik high!) Turns out I have class with Bruce! My only problem is that I have an in-class suspensi- NO. GOD NO. YOU WILL NOT MAKE ME DO THIS. SCREW THE SYSTEM. IF YOU'RE GOING TO CENSOR MY ART (lol it's art now,) I WILL LITERALLY THROW EXCREMENT AT YOUR SERVERS. AND IF YOU SAY IT'S TO "protect children's virgin ears" then, buddy, you have a lot of esplaining to do.

Let's play a little game of what's worse.

Tendou: &%#$*!
Al-Jazeera: 100 more citizens have been found dead in Syria. President Obama's administration has called for Syrian President, Bashir al-Assad, to step down immediately.

EXAMPLE TWO:

Tendou: I LIKE TO #&*# WHEN I #@#!% AND ESPECIALLY @#(😵 OATMEAL AND GRAHAM CRACKERS.

Fox: We exist.

That's it for today and while I do respect the fact that Admins are only doing their jobs, I also have a fair amount of respect for FREE SPEECH! EVEN IF IT IS VULGAR. Also, the F-word is no longer a vulgarity. It is a conversational tool. Also, it sounds crisp. It is the romaine lettuce of words!

Also, here is a link to my template for all articles(Except this one.) =-> HERE!

Good night, America. And vote for me in Vermont!

- Tendou

Comments

Tendou Day 1,371, 15:58

YOU CAN'T TAKE MY FAVORITE WORD AWAY AND NOT PAY.

Linus Ben Day 1,371, 16:00

show courage noble man!

The Original Hawkie Day 1,371, 16:20

I haven't gone by the name in years. >.>"

I had to take a double take to figure out who/what you were talking about XD

The Original Hawkie Day 1,371, 16:21

^ They censored my smileys... the bastards.

Paul Proteus Day 1,371, 17:31

: - O

Silas Soule Day 1,371, 17:32

Expletive deleted.

Josh Whitehead Day 1,371, 18:02

Well, I agree on the fact you got a FP unfairly but you got to remember you can talk like an adult without swearing. Swearing does'nt really make you look professional. Like getting a job you don't go to a store and tell the clerk off or your boss to fuck himself (even if he/she deserve red)

There's lots of young folks here who play this game and older adults who do not want to see that kind of stuff

The Original Hawkie Day 1,371, 18:18

"Like getting a job you don't go to a store and tell the clerk off or your boss to fuck himself (even if he/she deserve red)"

Tell someone to go fuck themselves... and just saying the word fuck are two entirely different contexts.

Uhriventis Day 1,371, 18:49

I'd pull a me and go, "Ehhhh, fuck it."

rainy sunday Day 1,371, 18:59

self-censored...as usual.

gogogo Tendou!

Gnilraps Day 1,371, 20:36

Damn

TMG KRYTPIC X Day 1,372, 00:16

Can't keep the Tendou down 😨

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