Draft of the Danish Constitution (The BEST constitution in the world)
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by Grev Per
I think this draft for a constitution is so good we should allow other countries to draft the same constitution, just replacing Denmark with their own name.
So members of congress if you like or don't like what you see here, join the
conversation here:
http://erepublik.dk/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=190
and make a suggestion of something to add or change!
Remember, if you really want to have a 'serious e-constitution' you are creepier than Christopher Walken if Christopher Walken took crack.
The Constitution of the Kingdom of Denmark
1. The State of the State
2. Nobility
3. Economy
4. Socialism
5. Culture
6. Star trek
7. Religion
The State of the State
1. Denmark is a Constitutional Monarchy
1.1 The Office of King is to be symbolic
1.2 The Office of King can only be held by a citizen for 1 month at a time
1.3 The Current King choses the Next King
1.4 No one can be King twice unless all active citizens have held the office of King
1.5 The King shall be addressed as 'Oh Captain my Captain' or shorthand 'Captain King'
Nobility
2. Denmark is an Industrialized Feudal Economy
2.1 The King will appoint the nobility
2.2 There shall be a noble house for every 40 citizens (thus in a nation of 200 there should be 5 noblemen)
2.3 The King cannot strip the nobles of their titles unless they were behaving in a manner that was far too serious.
2.4 The Nobles can overthrow the King if they believe the King is not being symbolic enough
Economy
3. Slavery is legal in the Kingdom of Denmark
3.1 Any employee working for a Dane outside the borders of Denmark is owned by the Dane
3.2 These employees are serfs, also known as the landed peasantry.
3.3 Thus the Danish national hobby is owning other peoples.
3.4 The Danish National Sport is the Gladiatorial Combat, the pitting of one Dane's serfs in combat to the death against another Dane's serfs.
3.5 Animal Rights Activists and Environmentalists are very annoying
Socialism
4. All people are born equal
4.1 But if they can't pronounce 'Rød Grød med Fløde' they should be cast off Himmelbjerg
Culture
5. Duke Nukem is legally cooler than Count Dracula
5.1 But Vlad Tepes is the coolest of all.
Star Trek
The Prime Directive
When in Sweden there is to be no identification of self or mission. No interference with the social development of said apes. No references to the Earth being round, other countries, or advanced civilizations
Religion
6. Danishism is the official religion of Denmark, as told by the Prophet A. Holst
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Damn. Then I'm about to lose me title as King. Though, I can choose the next one. I gotta think about this.
im glad that Danishism is our state religion... As it tells us that Danes are the marster race 😃
And oh yeah, do you think other nations have the level of awesomeness to have such an awesome constitution?
HrBjørn, technically you've never been king since we've never had a constitution. You've just been acting like it, probably because you are a jerk. 😛
lol...
LOL
Grev - You shut your whore mouth! But then again, that means that I can be king. So I've been acting like a king, and can actually be a king. Wåhw!
Hehe, what a county we gave back to you 😉
How can anyone say that it was a bad thing to give them back their country? Lol'd as hell
Rød Grød med Fløde!!!
I would propose an amendment - all bars & pubs must be smokers only and close no earlier than 6AM. Also, since Vlad Tepes is the coolest of them all, perhaps his descendants could receive some sort of...hehehe, "bonus". Personally, I would find an ePrimae Noctis right or something like that a suitable reward for my exquisite genetic inheritance.
Oh yeah. And the same should go for descendants of Duke Nukem. There must be some, that guy is a chick magnet. And he got a big gun. Oh!
i like it
how about descendants of some Dutch salior who tried to sail to america but was too drunk to do it and ended up on Agersø insted?
(My family isnt the best one in the world)
K can I be a nobleman? Cause I seriously like think I can do it 🙂
Oh and I can pronounce Rød Grød med Fløde and I don't live in Denmark, but I am part Danish so...I dunno but I want a cool and shiny title like noblemen get 😛
All of those who conttributed to the constitution should be considered as 'Founding Fathers' and should have special priviliges such as free slave girls (or men if your in to that thing) and beer.
K well I still want to be a noble dude person thingy.
I DESERVE IT BECAUSE I WANT IT 😃
I kid, but seriously if we do become noblemen what do we get? And...how are they exactly chosen? Is it like totally random?
Either way this constitution pwns every other country's constitution.
Btw, we should add trolling to it. Since we are a nation of trollers, k?
Great. K thx bai.
Noblemen gets elected by the current king, so the kings decides it, under the kings own criterias. And Noblemen get a fancy title, I'd say that's quite big.
I just skimmed a few words, but it's p cool imo
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Quote: I like it
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I think that was my favorite part.
I have now made a wiki article concerning our constitution, go to the wiki and search for The Constitution of the Kingdom of Denmark.
We should all gather at some shady pub and play a few games of Liar's Dice, infused with many alcoholic concoctions. The best players have their amendments added to the constitution. Does anybody else agree with my idea?
Wow, I love it, just plain love it. The only way it would be better is if Lewisism was the state religion.
congratulations with independence and good luck🙂
"Röd gröd med flöde"... Lätt som en plätt...
Dude....wtf is that shit? You will never pronounce it properly cause you Swedes don't have what it takes. Your eyes will be coming out of your arses before you will get even close to the correct pronunciation 😛
No offense, of course 🙂
Unless you a Swede living in Denmark, then it's cool. Which I think you are.
Unless you are a Dane, which is also cool.
I am totally drunk right now and I can still type...whoa lol. K yeah back to passing out for me 😃
I always wondered what the result would be if a group of people got together, watched "Monty Python and The Holy Grail", and then wrote a constitution and now I know. Thank you Denmark.
I'm moving to Denmark tomorrow. Is there any chance that I can become a nobelman?
I got delayed, because of a skitripp. I'll join you next week!
Are you here yet?
Oh Captain my Captain!