Dr. Makoto for KITA...and Damn You Calon!

Day 1,111, 16:31 • Published in Japan Ireland • by Hitoshi Makoto

This is my official endorsement for KITA Ikki, who is in my opinion...the only competent choice for Prime Minister of eJapan...do we still RP like that? President, if we don't. I'll tell you, it infuriated me to see Calon use my kryptonite: girl-on-girl love. I almost voted for him, if it weren't for my extreme patriotism and love of my eCulture, I would have surely faded. Next time someone uses my weakness, I may not be so resolute. Be warned, sons of evil, Shoujo-Ai is a powerful tool...but use it lightly. For Shoujo-Ai can be used for much good, but if you're Calon, it could be used for much evil.

Anyway, thanks for your positive comments on yesterday's Despatches. I find it's a lot easier to be witty when you have time to think on it (insert jokey face emoticon here). I will return from Monday to Friday to the 2 article format (hurray for you if you love this paper as I do, and sarcastic hurray for you if you don't like this paper), which should be a way to cover the aftermath of this "free and fair" election. See, even in the eWorld we can have ballot stuffing. Take THAT democracy!

Until then, remember: vox shoujo-ai, vox dei.

-Hitoshi Makoto
The Original Frog Doctor

P.S: This is my new favourite article, it's RIGHT on SO MANY levels :
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/lolies-for-kita--1594671/1/20