Double Trouble: Polio & Spain

Day 2,140, 13:53 • Published in USA Belgium • by Emperor Zorokian

Hello Americans,

If you look at the map of our horrifically multicolored America, you'll see that a new country has joined the ranks of oppressing us. Good ol' Spain.


Now Spain has always been that wary little country which for long periods of time conquered our Northern Canadian neighbors and quelled small RW's. We as Americans mostly looked on with apathy and indifference. Unfortunately with the MPP, that is about to change.

As you know, a few days ago our dear and former nacion hermano (Brother Country) Brazil, signed an MPP with that shady TWO Nation of eSpain. Even through all of our past cooperation, it seems that Brazil has decided to wipe its hands clean while Spain goes for the American buffet.

Currently they control just a few States, but that's because Poland and our other hermano Mexico has the rest. Excluding Alaska and Hawaii, USA has only about 1 or 2 of the mainland States left, with Kansas holding its ground. (depending on when you are reading this.)

But how, my Amazing Propaganda writer? How did this happen?

Well, let's break down the State of our territories.

1) Polio Polan😛 They've been taking lead drum after the resistance campaign that beat back Scerbia back to its little nest. Back then, Poland controlled only about a third of the territories, and eAmericans didn't make Poland a top priority when we could have rid ourselves of them as well.

2) Mexico: Mexico originally started occupying American lands as a part of a mutual agreement for a buffer zone, to keep Polish and Serbian territories away from American ones for a more effective resistance strike. Now, the Polio's have simply gone around it, making Mexico's buffer zone more of an inconvenience and drain on resources than a benefit.

3) eSpam Spain: Now, Spain has decided to join the kick America party and taken over a few territories. It looks as though Spain wants to control the last of the free American States and share the spoils with Polio. Clearly a TWO buffet indeed.

Now, with that settled, do we simply let ourselves get kicked around?

No. This is absolutely unacceptable



So here is my strategy for our dear comatose leader to look into. I'll call it
Operation Whack a Pol.



Here's how it goes:

1) Start RWs in Spain controlled States, and liberate them. If the polio's recap the states, don't worry about it for now. If our sleeping Oblige would like to talk to the ePrez of Canada for synchronized RWs, then I'm sure it would greatly increase our chance of success.

2) Retake North Dakota, or have Mexico Take it over. This of course also dictates that America should not try retaking Mexican controlled US territories for now. Once North Dakota is taken, it's time we start organizing some true military might.

3) Divide and conquer: Start RWs all over the Western part of the newly created Mexican buffer Zone. If you have to increase the tax a small bit, do it as a temporary measure. Rile up the National Security council (maybe even bring a few foreign allied MUs) and start tanking our states. If other CoT want to attack other Poland territories at the same time, coordinate it.

4) Take the Eastern Part of the US: Now, we should keep the buffer zone intact in case Poland tries to make a counter offensive (which they will), but in the meanwhile, we should keep RWing states. Poland sooner or later will realize the huge resource drain might start to outweigh any resource benefits, and with any luck, they will go bother someone else.


Any Congressman, Cabinet member, or any Patriotic eAmerican reading this should hopefully share this plan. We Cannot continue to be a farm for TWO nations. It's time to stand up for what we believe in.

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Your Great Propagandist,
~Emperor