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This is a semi-fictional story. The contents of this article may or may not be true. This applies to the characters’ RL and eL capabilities/characteristics/etc, though this story’s characters were based on some of the character’s observed characteristics.

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Chapter 5:


“Berserker Barrage!”, Saladin23, the General himself, shouted. “Wolverine will beat you now! @#$%^&*!”

“What? I... I lost?”, Director-General Divinitywolf sighed. “I lost the elections, and now this? Where’d you buy this game?”

“I think it was someone named Mizrapoor?”

“Mizrapoor...”

Then he cried. The generals were playing “Marvel vs. Capcom 2”, the old game for oldies.

CO Rich Porter cleared his throat. “Sir?”

The generals kept on crying and shouting.

The CO cleared his throat for a second time, but it was louder.

Still, nothing.

“Oh, for cryin’ out loud, STOP THAT! THE TWO OF YOU! AND TO THINK YOU TWO ARE RESPECTED GENERALS?!?!”, someone shouted. “Oh please! What’re you tw—“

Then mumbling. Apparently, someone shut his mouth.

“Forgive him, general,” Topy was pleading, covering the mouth of his guitarist friend.

“Oh... Uhmm... Uhhh...”, the sound of the head of NICA sounded like he was embarrassed.

“What?! You dare shout at the generals of ePhilippines, you... You... You drug addict!”

Never hesitating, Purge got Topy’s hand out of his mouth’s way and responded loudly. “What? Drug addict?! Just because I’m in a rock band doesn’t mean I’m and drug addict! Not all rock stars are drug addicts! Why you...” And he ran towards the general, closing his fist to balls and raised his arm, threatening to give the general a smack. The general was left off-guard. Looking straight at the general, he controlled his fury. Then he let his arm fall down, and walked away attempting to leave. Then he was blocked by ‘Men in Black’.

“General, I would rather not call rock artists as drug addicts, especially when you’re in front of him. He does not take kindly the insults being thrown at musicians like that. He’s not like that at all, really. He’s rather calm, but if you call musicians drug addicts or whatever insult you like to call them, the guy could, literally, smack you in the face. You’d be glad he knows how to control his anger.” Then a smile crossed Topy’s face. He knew his friend well.




As tensions rose in the secret office below the Defense Department, so as the arguments of the people in the uncharted island.

“What? But why?”, a man asked.

“You dare ask the wisdom of a man who is months older than you, eh?”, he received a reply.

“What? No! Uhhh... I was just—“

“Take him out. Guard? If you would be so kind...”

"Yes, sir..."




-purge0809
Editor-in-Chief, The Herald’s Guitar

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