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DON'T PANIC

Day 953, 19:19 • Published in USA USA

• by Myles Robinson

Citizens,

You'll notice that nearly every prominent and/or annoying individual in the New World, including just about every active president and every former American president, is being banned and complete chaos has gripped the political, military, and economic elite (and, now, normal citizenry too) of the world. Even the admin has fallen victim, killed by civil anarchy.

A mod leaked passwords. Now vandals are having fun. Just watch and enjoy it; the administrators will reverse everything. Don't Panic. This is just practice for 2012.
News, Inc. will have more on the story and an update on the newly-changed presidential race later this week.

~Myles~
Not Yet Banned

Comments

Alexander Hamilton Day 953, 19:21

😮

Bill Forder Day 953, 19:22

His name doesn't help

Ballman Day 953, 19:22

\o/ for not being important enough to ban 😁

SpiffMonkie Day 953, 19:23

PAAAAAANIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCC 😮

McSkittles Inc Day 953, 19:28

Reported for accusations of community mod system being garbage.

Also, gimme my newspaper back, tia.

Devoid Day 953, 19:29

I sure am glad I'm not prominent enough to get banned 😃

The Norfolk Day 953, 19:30

This is hillarious.

KOSOVA Batoa Day 953, 19:32

You're so gonna get banned for this 😉

Aperture Science Group Day 953, 19:34

awwww yeah banned 😎

Giuliana Daniela Day 953, 19:38

wow!

Njord Dunstan Day 953, 19:39

The admin got banned??! Lol LEGIT

Strategic Foresight Group Day 953, 19:42

I got banned before Cerber I am so cool 😎

-Gaius

Mr Baby Day 953, 19:42

TALK ABOUT AWKWARD TURTLES

Ewakuacja Day 953, 19:42

AFTER CERBER FGT

Ewakuacja Day 953, 19:43

ALSO MY NEWSPAPER IS NICER THAN YOUR NOW

/Cerber

eZeus Day 953, 19:43

Nuriessa Day 953, 19:44

So strange

Kishvier Day 953, 19:44

PANIC! WE'VE LOST THE ADMINS!

Lol, I can't believe that can even happen.

DeyoZero Day 953, 19:47

The admins don't have time to recover the admins' hacked account. They're too busy rolling out v2.

johnpauljones Day 953, 19:51

Admin got banned = GLORIOUS

Lawliet94 Day 953, 19:54

Admin suspended. xD
I will cherish the screenshot forever.

Littleton Incorporated Day 953, 20:02

I guess that means I'm either annoying or important.

milestailsprower Day 953, 20:04

Oh no, Imma gonna die!??!

Daphne Lilac Day 953, 20:37

Well, I guess we just figured out who REALLY counts ..and that would not be us, the unbanned bystanders lol. Welcome to our joint mediocrity discovery!