Don't Panic. It's just a training war

Day 778, 19:40 • Published in United Kingdom USA • by McDonnell Douglas

Citizens of eUK:

If your nation comes under attack from eSweden, eNorway, eUSA, eCanada, eSpain and ePoland,

Do Not Panic.

This is just a training war.

In appreciation for all the training you have given to USA and USA allies with your attacks on New England, Sweden and Belgium in recent months, we decided that we should return the favor. With one giant group hug from EDEN.

We want to hug you all over in a friendly training war. We want to squeeze Scotland. We want to cuddle with London. We hope you will invite your friends so we can hug them too.

I hope you appreciate this gesture and understand that, as always, we respect your neutrality.

- Eugene Harlot
US Patriot and Killer of Redcoats