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"We do everything. From Cleaning houses to taking your dog for a walk. Call now! Free shipping.
Yes, that's what WE do. That's what others CAN'T do. Cause they think they are Gods. We are just Dogs. To serve you."
That's what the leader of the Military Team APOCALYPSE said to us as a message to the world of e-arth.
Pink Bubbles, one of the Greatest players in eRepublic , that happens to be Apocalypse's Leader and ofcourse a close friend (we've had sex some times in the past. I can't remember how many times. Me , Pink and ANTIGONOSHELLAS and some other people) is asking people to join the team. This team can do everything as she says. From taking your dog out for a walk to demolish a town USING your dog or your dog's shit.
So, who doesn't want to be a member of this tragicaly strong team of five???? How can you be so cold?
Apocalypse is here (for the last 5-6 months) and is waiting for you.
If you:
need more sex
need more friends
need a red car
need a new girlfriend
have cancer
are disabled
believe in Jumba La , the God of Niples
are healthy enoigh to through away a grenade
are ready to show some people the art of fight in E-Republik, then.....
you can NOT join Apocalypse. We are looking for strong players ready to eat shit and spit thunders.
We are waiting for you.
Don't be late.
Time is money.
Thanks for reading this.
Superman is Clark Kent ant Batman is Gay.
Think of it. You WANT to join Apocalypse. Superman didn't. That's why Batman is Gay.
Do you get our message?
Ok, then, we are waiting for you brother.
Sincerely yours,
The Huge team of Apocalypse.

http://www.erepublik.com/en/main/group-show/1523
p.s. i want to thank my mom for giving birth to me. Mother... I Love You!