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Don't Let Them Take Our Screech!

Day 1,074, 03:34 • Published in Canada USA

• by PimpDollaz

Heh, it seems like those failmonkeys over there on that garbage dump of an island are so fond of getting their butts kicked by us that they decided they wanted to try and switch tactics and take the battle to us. It's like a boxer getting hit with so many rights that he starts begging for some lefts.

But don't worry, we'll clean their clocks in due order, just like we always do. I mean, if they couldn't even handle our beer, what makes them think they can handle our rum?

And remember, if you're going to tank, go hard and don't tank like a p8ssy