Don't cry for me Hungrytina [на енглеском сиротињо крезава]

Day 3,014, 09:57 • Published in Serbia Serbia • by Dio Maximus


We are playing in peculiar and weird times, because, as it seems allegiances are in motion as we speak. It's not something new, it's the natural circle of things around here.

I've actually come back from a short term hiatus to write about the extremely idiotic situation between Hungary and Argentina. I haven't seen any real analysis of the situation, except the absolutely retarded article in Serbia (by a guy who is pushing his own personal troll agendas) and some articles and comments written by parties in question (ARG/HU analysts and decionmakers) or written by Don Croata, who is pushing the Croatian ''new alliances'' perspective. Don Croata's article is well written, a little biased, but still well written, should be recommended reading to see how the other side thinks their opposition. Both of the Argentinian and Hungarian positions are childish and wrong. Both have wronged each other in some way. It's not something that people will accept or acknowledge, it's hard for hotheads to accept their own mistakes, because it's a lot easier to blame ''those guys'' ie. the opposite side. Before people start bitching about this position, bear with me.



Asteria bloc is not an extremely functional alliance. It's working somewhat well, but it's simply not as well organized or there is no feel of ''togetherness'' as there was in some it's predecessors. It's winning simply because it has no opposition, and when it had opposition it's opposition was bigger shit then Asteria was. Keers would probably cry about his brainchild but let's face it, Sirius was pretty shit, and the only thing that was keeping it afloat was Chile which wasn't even in that alliance. To put it in some perspective Asteria vs Sirius/Aurora/whatevs was a fight between two blind guys with no hands. Asterian blind guy had a gun and he was shouting with his toes, and he hit the other blind guy once. End of story.

Now we have a weird situation with everyone allying everyone and no real wars. Croatians are crying about this all the time, even tried to make some makeshift ''alliance'' between Greece, Macedonia and Bulgaria which resulted in their failure with Greeks going hurr durr lets n00k Vardarska.

Now back to the topic at hand.

Hungary had the rental agreement with Germany since early 2015. (february possibly), Greece went into Germany, Argentina went after them and got the German regions which Hungary was renting. This would be a simple issue to resolve if there wasn't some childish actions that followed a real lack of communication between the two countries. They were also going after each other for quite some time now. Argentina with helping Ukrainian RW's and similar things. I've noticed that Astolfex (Argentinian Minister of Defense) said that Hungary didn't ask Argentina about those regions and made an agreement with Germany without consulting them. Hungarians denied this. Shitstorm happened. I've talked with different persons who are in and out of Asteria and from what they said Astofex' story doesn't add up. Even a Romanian person (among others) high up said to me that the Hungarians talked with them and got some kind of agreement. Some kind as there wasn't a clear time table for RW's it seems. The thing is essentially Hungarians started their action (opened RWs) before the timeline was agreed for change of region ownership.

So let's sum this up:

1. Hungary needs the Germany regions for bonus resources.
2. Argentina needs maybe 2 of them, but can as easy get them elsewhere. Also Arg is kind of doing a payback to Hungary for some stuff that happened last year in South America during the Chilean campaign.
3. Both countries leadership have interest to cook this situation up to some extent for their own interest.
4. Croatians and the whole enemy side has interest to enlarge the problem due to their own agenda which is new alliance and a new deal of cards.
5. Both sides are trying to get Serbian support for their point of view and against the other side.


i know this article isn't about the Turks, but can't miss this epic moment to mess with them


Hungary left Asteria in a stupid way couple of years ago. There was a lot of speak about a conspiracy etc etc which simply wasn't true at all. I was in the Serbian government and present in the alliance when that happened. It could have been resolved with ease, but hotheads prevailed. Luckily it was amended through some other means.

This situation has some similarities, just that Argentinian officials are acting like Hungarian officials back then. Hungarians aren't at fault as well. This could have been and should be resolved through diplomatic means. It's not a big deal. Both of you are making it a big deal.

VyC Arg made a really bad article in which he wrote one crucial sentence which really is bad taste and childish behavior.

Something along the lines ''Final message to our ''friends'' pick between Argentina and Hungary''

What are you twelve?

No one said a word about Greeks setting CO and tanking against other Asterian members as much as i recall.

I've said to the Hungarians back in the 2014. and I'm going to say the same thing to Argentinians now.

It is stupid and retarded to send sugarcoated public ultimatums to allied countries regardless of your own personal opinion. Learn how to be a real leader and not a populist.

I say this because it's really easy to manipulate people into moving against a perceived ''enemy state''. We've seen that numerous times in the past.

Get your shit together and lead your countries like real leaders because whenever people put shitpost ultimatums aimed at their allies due to some extremely retarded issue and manipulate their own populace, Croatians and Turks make a big dance party to celebrate.

Peace at home, Peace in the world btches

PS: Мрзи ме да преводим на српски много ме мрзи умирем од мрзења :2