DoD Release: State of the Forces
Irish Department of Defence
Greetings to President Patton, Field Marshals, Generals and fellow Brutes, Brutettes and Baby Brutes. Current IDF Force Strength is at 143 personnel. I had intended to force-shape the ranks and split the divisions but we are just shy of the numbers needed to do so.
Our current numbers are as such;
Reserves (Division 1) – CO CoS Colonel Conor Larkin
57 personnel [39% of Force]*
Home Guard (Division 2) – CO Colonel Kit Fisto
20 personnel [14% of Force]*
Rangers (Division 3) – CO – General Edfluff
19 personnel [13% of Force]*
Regulars (Division 4) – CO – General Padraig_Pearse
19 personnel [13% of Force]*
Regulars (Division 5) – CO – Colonel Ian Arbuckle
16 personnel [11% of Force]*
Special Warfare (Division 6) – CO General Castaneda
12 personnel [8% of Force]*
The Bottom Line
We are on the cusp of expansion, but it is clear we need to push ahead with recruitment. At least one third of the Home Guard via the Dail is missing and the regulars should easily be twice their current numbers. At present our Force is nearly half personnel under strength 5; while I am grateful and proud of the enthusiasm of our younger citizens to serve Eire, I am woefully disappointed in our elder population.
We are all soldiers of Eire, this is true. Some focus more on the pen than the sword; understood…
“The Pen is Mightier than the Sword, but no match for a Gun…”
Where are you Ireland?
Your duty calls you…
Will you answer?
ENLIST HERE
Very Respectfully,
Colonel Donovan Thomas
Minister of Defence
*-2% error due to rounding down decimals.
Comments
🙂 "Vive" our DoD!
Enlist now soldiers!
"while I am grateful and proud of the enthusiasm of our younger citizens to serve Eire, I am woefully disappointed in our elder population."
I don't understand where you're coming from with this. Please explain.
Just a guess John... it might have something to do with the rest of the sentence (At present our Force is nearly half personnel under strength 5) 😉?
Yeah, that might be it. I'll see what Donovan Thomas has to say about it.
Shouted, ye spineless slugs!
well I could move up in a few days to regulars once I pass the 5 strength level, but I am more of a Spec ops guy myself
Citizens,Enlist and rouse the sleeping dragon that is eIreland!
Cmon and enlist you old geezers we need your experience !
I'm very proud of my Baby Brutes. We are showin up the venerable old vets! 😉 Glad to see our efforts are paying off.
I think they have gotten fat and lazy. 😛
Enlisted and serving. Good article Donovan.
i have enlisted, my brother is the eCanadian Ambassador to eIreland, and knows castaneda well, if i could be placed in that division, it would be very much appreciated
meh
Where are all you sexy big-hitters?
Hidin?
Yeah, wot Rollo sed.
🙁
Vargask "Citizens,Enlist and rouse the sleeping dragon that is eIreland!"
I'm AWAKE!!! Shining my Battle Scales & Oiling my weapons - anyone wanna play on the battlefield?? We have lots of dragons's here 😃
Well done DT great job as normal 🙂
The penis mightier indeed!
Thank all.
Ummm.... Teut, ummm... nevermind 😉
cmon ireland let us take arms up againist our agressors
Pffft. I'm one of the big boys who has stepped forward and answered every call. I've been approached numerous times about numerous positions and jobs, and made it known that if eIreland needs me, I'm here.
My spear isn't for decoration, so I encourage the rest of you jerks to grab a weapon and get the hell in the IDF before I prove it to yeh 😉
I wish we had all of our Big hitters in 😃 enlist now! you soon be become a big solider you never dreamed of!
Be proud to serve, let's fight for a stronger Ireland!