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DoD Release: Boot Camp!!!!

Day 696, 15:45 • Published in Ireland Ireland

• by Irish Department of Defence

Time: 0400
Place: Parade Ground

A grizzled and battle scarred Sergeant walks among his fresh greenhorn recruits who only days ago took the leap and signed up for the IDF. He secretly cares for each one of these ignorant Brutes, but he will never let them see that. He spies an especially nervous Private and gets intimately nose to nose, his breath reeking of coffee and cigars

Sergeant: "Private Noob! What is the maximum effective damage of a Q1 weapon for a Corporal at 5 strength and 83 Wellness?"

Pvt. Noob: Uh... I think it's ummm....

Sergeant: On your face maggot!!!!!

Moving to the next shivering Baby Brute he repeats the question... More wrong answers...
More hands hit the cold pavement and begin pushing...

Sergeant: Can any of you wiki-challenged two-clicking S.O.B's tell me what a gifting buddy is? How about where the Q5 Hospital is located? You there!!! Name the three Field Marshals currently gracing our gorgeous Isle with their presence... No? Hell! Two of 'em were born here! All of you!!! On your faces!!!

In the IDF Boot Camp our fine battle tested officers will take you from this

To this

Or like this if it's more your speed *wink*
[img]http://www.webwombat.com.au/lifestyle/fashion_beauty/images/viggo4.JPG[/img]

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Comments

edfluff Day 696, 15:51

brilliant

Mr aNiallator Day 696, 15:53

LOLL

DT now that is what i call great work!!!!

don.squire Day 696, 15:57

Wow, nice eye candy for the ladies. That Marine looks like he is ready toeatsomeone! HooAhh!

Conor Larkin Day 696, 15:58

Haha, great stuff DT.

Neil P v2.0 Day 696, 16:12

hah!

Edana Savage Day 696, 16:13

Mmmmmmm, candy. 😉

Excellent work, DT! Especially on the picture selection. 😃

Grainne Ni Mhaille Day 696, 16:31

Well, DT?
I have only one complaint, Sir.
With respect.
Though Mr Push-Up is certainly striking, I much prefer my eye-candy to be more, hmmmm, well, how can I put it?
Oh, yeah, Celtic.
Warrior-like.
Celtic Warrior Like.
Gimme a 6ft+ hollow-legged grunt, with a beard and long-hair?
And I'll never have time to comment again.
Or read articles, or eat..play games, answer the phone, work...you see where I am goin' with this Sir?
♥ ♥ ♥
True Celtic Warriors. Rrrroooaaaarrrrggghhh.
Strider-like ones. LoTR Yeah...
Hmmm...is distracted now...hmmm, what was the question again?
♥ ♥ ♥
Q1 weapon for a Corporal at 5 strength and 83 Wellness?
That would be 27 maxhit Sir.
♥ ♥ ♥
*salutes*
*dreamy-faced*

Donovan Thomas Day 696, 16:42

Cant deny my friend and mentor...

Feast away General... Feast away...

*salutes*

Grainne Ni Mhaille Day 696, 16:50

*faints*
ZOMG

Bradums Day 696, 16:58

Lmao. Looks like Grainne and I think the same when we imagine a real Irish warrior, but in...different ways >.>

I don't know what I would do without my beard. Probably have to quit the IDF, leave eIreland, and start two-clicking in a boring place like eIndonesia...

Donovan Thomas Day 696, 19:32

Brad, once the brutes get out of the reserves I don't care if they fight naked and unshaven with dreadlocks (that goes for the fellas too, equality and all)

But while they're learning I want baby faces, high and tights, eyes forward and ears open.

(And you can damn sure bet when I'm on leave the straight razor stays in the boot next to my zippo)
*wink and a salute*