DoD Orders Day 1378 20:18
USA Department of Defense
My Fellow Americans,
Apologies on the late orders, technical difficulties.
If you are deployed in an allied Nation or the eUSA then fight for Croatia in Eastern Serbia!
If you are deployed in an allied Nation or the eUSA then fight for USA in Aragon!
Special Instructions: Because of new changes, you can fight more than once per day. Fighting every six hours allows you to fight three times a day with relative ease. You should fight all your fights when you wake up, then again when you get home from work/school (or just six hours later if you don't have school/work), and one last time before you go to bed. By doing this you increase your damage three fold, and triple your ability to defend the eUSA.
The White House has put out a Press Release regarding Bazookas!
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Signed,
Cerb
President of the United States of America
Alexander_Auctoritas
Secretary of Defense
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