Do you like cookies?

Day 1,482, 11:42 • Published in USA USA • by WebMastR

Don’t you just love cookies? Especially the warm, soft, fresh ones, with chocolate chips that melt with each bite? If you answered yes, then trust me, I understand.



Cookies are the things that make the world spin around. Happiness was invented at the same time cookies were, believe it or not. Everyone likes cookies! But cookies are so hard to find. You know, if you want to get cookies, you either have to go out and purchase ingredients, or you need to buy them from some small business or grocery store. Well, guess what? You’re done with the grocery store. You don’t need any ingredients. You can find them, already made, fresh and warm and melty… In the eUnited States Training Corps!

I have a cookie habit. I eat lots of them. Long ago, I struggled to feed myself a sufficient amount of cookies daily. So, I joined the Training Corps, because they told me they had cookies. I will admit it. I joined for the cookies. But while I was there, I learned that the Training Corps had so much more than cookies. They had tons of nice officers and trainees, who I was able to converse with and learn from. And while they were teaching me, and I was doing well while I was learning everything… I got cookies!

So, that’s my story. The cookies were actually really good. They were soft, but structured well enough that they wouldn’t fall apart while I was eating them. They contained awesome chocolate chips, you know, the kind that just brighten your day right then, as you eat them.



The dough was rich, and flavorful. You know, it was just like everything worked. I swear, those cookies were made by an angel or something. They were extraordinary. So, that’s why I joined TC, and it’s worked out pretty well so far. I asked around, and here’s who else in the TC joined for the cookies:

Komari, Officer

Rike Tosh, Officer

vrpanch, Officer

potato134, Officer

Jeff Nickelson, Trainee

Whosey, Trainee

kavan1028, Trainee

TDavis3000, Officer

Christina Cordell, Officer

Awesumendvrs, Trainee

Creativitya, Officer

Midwedge, Trainee

Gryphon Skull, Officer

Synesi, Officer

Tim Col, Officer

Roo Rocket, Officer

LeroyGibbs, Trainee

Edward Cameron, Trainee

Kijiman, Officer

J. C. Magan, Officer

Gaven Strahm, Officer

Hajime Hitoshi, Officer

prain2, Trainee

If this doesn’t make you want to join the TC, I don’t think anything will.

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