DO NOT VOTE FOR SPANIARDS IN CONGRESS: their purpose on ePhilippines
Agent JC Denton
This is what you get for not deleting your articles...
I'm saying that to Jurgo Evergetes, who sent out 3 articles regarding their arrival on ePhils...
If you don't believe that these people are not what they said they are, here is pure evidence, and don't worry if they delete their articles, I got it saved on my Computer...
I have recently conducted an investigation with a selected group of people, and thanks to them we have finally translated their articles in precise english, here it is:
-excerpts from Jurgo Evergetes's articles:
"I need to find supporters to create a brotherhood that is largely responsible for disseminating his message. This group of believers will be in eFilipinas, where in April 15 we will takeover a political party in that country. The goal of the sect's guru Varnish will take power in ePhilippines, and use this nation to create a borderless eWorld where there is only one country, ePhilippines, where the faith's Guru Varnish. Only then we reach a spiritual state above all."
"Do not forget register in our forum, where we are already plotting"
"We continue to ours and will shortly begin planning our forum elections to the 25th congress. A small sacrifice to get the absolute majority, so we encourage all eEspanol with aspirations and ambition that is boring in eEspana and is tired of business as usual, to come to eFilipinas (I would gladly give a ticket if I asked ) and is found in our forum."
This is an excerpt from another article posted before the party election:
"a scout of the varshinismo already is in the Nationalist Party of eFilipinas, awaiting to obtain the power in the party and to found the Sect of the Guru Varnish. We need the aid of all the supporters of the varshinismo so that travel tomorrow to eFilipinas and they vote to Jurgo Evergetes in the internal elections of that party. Once we have the party, we will confront the elections to the congress of on the 25, and later the presidential (the candidate we will vote it in our forum democratically)."
There are plenty more if you check their papers and forums...
Spaniards, you've already conquered our lands on the RL Phils before, but we won't let that happen in here, we WILL unite, we WILL win!
Let us all work together for the sake of ePhils, do not vote for any Spaniards in Congress, vote for PFF or FPM, do not vote for any Secta del Guru Varnish candidates...
This is Agent JC Denton, a proud 17 day old, saying, Rugby not Varnish! You want to polish your wood? Polish it somewhere else.
Comments
this article will be published on three papers
The Flash Report
The Herald's Guitar
and The VEDA Terminal
or its ideas rather...
Borderless eWorld? Is Varnish a communist party? If it's not it sounds like one.
There's no way the citizens of ePhils are going to agree to that. Some of the foreigners may be claiming to help us, but once you see both the RL and the virtual country's past, you'd understand why we're wary of foreigners.
Sheesh JC, can't you edit articles better? Just because you're my bro doesn't mean I'd go easy on you. 😛
And JC... DO NOT USE MY ACCOUNT TO FRIEKIN' POST FRIEKIN' CRUDE COMMENTS!!! I'D KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE WHEN THAT HAPPENS AGAIN!!!
*such a loser*
.... why does it have to be Communist!!!
Communist isn't evil, its the people who are corrupted and twists its ideals.... like Stalinism for example...
yea... kik ass big sister... wooohooo...
@spaniards stop doing things that are stupid pls.. ePhilippines is a growing nation, so pls pls pls dont do anything stupid if its just for ur fun... if u want fun do it in ur own country and not in ours cause u r just causing trouble here...
I've always wondered why the hell foreigners choose our country (not offending the FPM or the new Varnish thingy), but their are tons of other free meat out there. Take eMalaysia, eChina, and eSouth Korea for example.
sisa, you should've killed me when i was beside you while you were writing your comment
@JC: teh! kigan sang ate mo!
Vote and Subscribe for these three Articles :
>>SECTA DEL GURU VARNISH AND THEIR INTENTIONS (EVERYBODY MUST READ THIS) - VEDA Terminal
>>DO NOT VOTE FOR SPANIARDS IN CONGRESS: their purpose on ePhilippines - The Flash Report
>>Guru Varnish's "Will": A MUST READ! eSpaniards to Take Over ePhilippines! - The Herald's Guitar
tnx!
"itaboy ang mga Kastila!"
pff so crazy men.. this is madnessxDD
You supose a lot and you cannot expect these things and start to tell things they are not true..
Agent, you supose too much men..v.v
As president i thoroughly support the boycott of the Guru Varnish party in the current congressional elections, it is clearthey dont holdthe countries needs at heart, and if we show a united front, we will beat them off.
Habrán hecho ya el pedido a Klimberly Clark asia?
@Crio: No Crio, I haven't made a request yet...
@Javieur: Prove it then, why don't you tell Jurgo not to run for congress, tell Crio to stop making Spanish articles, you really want to help us? There are many other ways, like donating food for the needy. If you want us to believe this is all wrong, then i suggest you tell Jurgo to contact MR. PRESIDENT, because there is no way Jurgo will be president...
"Rugby not Varnish! You want to polish your wood? Polish it somewhere else."
haha...you're funny man. btw, you're one hell of an agent.
Wow. Good work, agent.
Do you deny this, Jurgo?
Shame on you Spanish amigos. I thought we could go and hablar en español together. LOL
it would help if you compile a list of those people who people should vote per party, you would never know of people just randomly go to your parties. its better to be safe. 😉
we make suspicions based on our investigations. researches. we read everything that supported our theory (which does not look like a theory anymore)...
@Crazed "Guru Varnish" Fanboys (aka eSpaniards): oh, prove it, too, as JC said... no eSpaniards should run for the Congress, or the Presidency... that's the only way to prove this...
NICE!!! dam...i feel like handing u more food just for this! 😛
@Spanish friends, go to another country, i know everyone wants the ePhilippines cuz its AWESOME but we're already here helping..and soon they will control their own country!
so go off back to trying to PO Belgium...and France...ur last 2 failures
oh and btw...ur god sucks..DIO pwns him 1v1 actually...DIO pwns u ALL!
Buen trabajo de investigación xD
Gracias por traducir mis palabras al inglés y así ayudarnos a difundir el mensaje del Guru Varnish.
JUAJUAJUAJUAJUAAAJAJAEJJEJEJEJEJE
Jurgo says:
Good research work xD
Thanks for translating my words into English and help spread the message of Guru Varnish.
JUAJUAJUAJUAJUAAAJAJAEJJEJEJEJEJE ---> i think he's choking here.
ok, so i'm not against foreigners running the congress candidacy or whatever in ePhilippines BUT, and i say BUT!!!!!! they must have a SINCERE GOAL IN HELPING US eFILIPINOS, not spread some vulgar guru varnish thingamajiga whatsoever thingy OR anything else that may DISMISS OR IMPOSE IN our OWN eSPIRITUAL AND ePOLITICAL RIGHTS HERE IN OUR VERY OWN COUNTRY.
to all Filipino Congress: PLEASE LIST DOWN THE NAMES OF THESE eEspanyol guys and spies or whatsoevers, PLEASE NOTE THAT THERE ARE STILL NOOBIES IN THIS GAME so they should be made aware who and what not to vote IN SPECIFICS if possible.
Thank you. blaaahh!! i want to make my own article!! grr!!
Eliza, te haría el amor bien suave y bien rico mamasita
What?
A treacherous plot?
This isn't good. I hope that that history doesn't repeat itself (in this world) or heads will roll.
Muerto a eEspanyol! mabuhay ang epilipinas! I will not the tragic history of our nation repeat itself!
Crio Genio V8, usted no es divertido. De hecho, creo que usted está insultando mí
translation in google: You are not funny. In fact, i think you are insulting me.
Woe to you Jurgo Evergetes! dli na mahitabo na makapadayon mo dri sa ePilipinas. Amo kining paningkamutan na mawagtang mo dri. Mao ra kadto.
bow!
Do you know how you spaniard sound to us laughing -
Dyadyadyaydyadyadyadya!
DyeDyeDyeDyeDye!
ahhahaaha
very enlightening 🙂
This article is in need to all Filipino citizens.
This is the advisory to all Filipinos.
If we don't do this, we will be like in the RL Phils.
We Must UNITE & We Must Win in this elections.
Good Luck!
Mabuhay ang Pilipinas!!!
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I believe the co-investigators' articles should be treated the same...
first of all...
purge did the translating...
JC did the first article, and of course, used the opportunity to spread the Secta del Guru Varnish's plans...
and I did most of..... (nothing I could say...)....
Gosh...you Spaniards make it extremely hard for us to understand you >.> You want us to accept you, yet you keep on irritating us with your language on purpose, talking about God-knows-what.(Though I'm pretty sure its not anything good)Then you come here to take advantage of our country and its administration, all under the guise of "help" 😑 First of all, if you all love Spanish that mush, then why don't you go to Spain, I heard there's a lot of people who talk Spanish there. 😑 As for your plans to monopolize our, MY, country, let me tell you this as politely as I can: SCREW YOU @#@%$#@#%!#$!#!!!!!!!!!!! >😞
*mush = much xD
I'm one of those NOOBIES. 😃
Anyway, looks like things are turning out more exciting than I first thought it would be. 🙂
is it possible to get the names of the spaniards who are in the country? that way we just need to keep a eye open for them...
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/gold-bug--781045/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/durruti-the-alchemist-vote--780990/1/20
VOTE UP GOLD BUG FOR ATLANTIC
don't let any crazy loon enter our congress!
La solución es comerse la mierda de los perros en celo mientras se aberrunchan contra el rocaje viVO..
SI! LAS MOLLEJAS!!
You don´t have to be afraid of Spaniards. Together, we will build a great nation.
lol! you are one of the Spaniards bomberotorero. You are pretending to be an eFilipino, and i think you just started over again in ePhilippines.
YEs... I think we nned that list of spanish immigrants and spies... that's the only way
Together, we'll build a great nation? Hmm, perhaps, but we already have FPM with that, if you want to help, please find another way, because we don't want to unite with you for now:
DO NOT VOTE FOR:
Jurgo Evergetes, Alfonso, Toria, SaiX, Galahad, Javieur, bomberotorero, marioclo, Crio Genio V8, AKUMETSU or anyone in Secta Del Guru Varnish
voted! and subscribed! 🙂
@EZEX: well he's the better writer...
and the one to write the first article...
even if we helped a lot in the investigation...
@purge
I was breaking down the parts we did, hahahaha
at least the investigation is a success!!!!
FEAR THE BFS ESPAÑOLS!!!!
http://media.photobucket.com/image/exia/skywing97/Exia.jpg?o=22
let them fear our BFS!!!
@EZEX: aw.. guess, you're right...🙂