Dividend Appeals! [updated]

Day 1,612, 17:30 Published in Ireland Ireland by Sweet Drinker


So most are aware I recently released an article entitled Dividends.
If you haven't read that, and your Irish, I suggest you get on that 😉

When I created this program I had a single rule for eligibility, with a few exemptions.
You must have held Irish Citizenship for the last 2 months to be eligible.
Unless;
A Irish Bootcamp Graduate,
or
Your Irish Citizenship has been sacrificed for the production benefit of an Irish National Military Uniy,
or
Your Irish Citizenship has been sacrificed as part of our Ambassador program.

And being the fool I am, I thought this was black&white and determining eligibility would be a simple numbres game (I'm good at numbres games)
But instead I've found all shades of grey while looking over the applicants.
It's not just a numbres game, it's a social game (I'm not so good at those..)

Here is the applicant sheet so far (it will be added to for the duration of the Dividends article remaining in the media. At which point we will discontinue taking applications)




2mnth CS? (has been a citizen of eIreland for the past 2 months)
Boot Grad? (Is a graduate of eIrish BootCamp)
NMU hub (National Military Unit Foreign Production Hub)
Ambass? (Irish Ambassador to another nation)
>0=eligible [the maroon column] (If the total of the previous 4 columns is atleast one, candidate is eligible)

Well first off: so much for my job security! My boss our CP isn't eligible. He recently had a brief propoganda tour in Britain. So when you scroll through the last 2months of Irish Immigrants... there he is.
I don't know how you feel about that.
I must say he took the news pretty well.

I've marked some other names on here as Case Study. They are not necessarily unique cases. But they define questions/concerns I have.
I've set out rules for this program. And will adhere to the letter of those rules. But I'm giving ppl the opportunity to appeal due to circumstance, and let the community itself discuss if the letter of the laws isn't parrallel to the spirit of laws.

Case Study MUFC92:
Mufc currently has Croatian citizenship.
None of the exceptions apply to his case either: not a BootCamp grad, doesn't hold production bonuses for an Irish National MU, to my knowledge is not ambassador to Croatia.
But saying he is not Irish is abit 'grey'. He's our Minister of Defense!
He's been a member of our community for quite some time.
How do you feel about applicants such as this

Case Study Yddub Emwolb:
Currently has Indian Citizenship.
None of the exceptions apply... or is Yddub's work in India qualify as Ambassador work? I've no doubt his presence will do nothing but good for eIreland's reputation in eIndia. Yddub is the Irish Gentleman.
I won't lie: having seen some of the contribution Yddub makes to eIreland without any interest in recognition for it... this one is close to my heart.
It's unlikely eIreland could ever pay back all that he has done for the community.

Case Study Einberliner:
Einie's case represents that of several applicants (and potential applicants): ppl who once had Irish citizenship, but have been gone (some like Eini for a long time) and now have Irish citizenship.
As much as I Donut, the ideal behind this program was to reward the ppl who have weathered the hard times here in eIreland, and I'm of the opinion that those who have only recently returned are not eligible. At the same time I know this seems harsh and the community may feel differently about the ruling.
(and incidently, if Einie's case is overturned, a precedent is set. IrishBhoy's situation is the same. So my neck my be off the chopping block lol. Numerous potential candidates applications are currently declined under the same ruling.)

Case Study Sakha:
Sakha is a new citizen and active BootCamp member (but not a graduate)
Sakha will not make the 2 month requirement simply by not being old enough.
Not old enough by ONE DAY...
Rules are rules, but are we really that damn mean? To an active new citizen no less?
I'd feel pretty $hit about turning this one down..


I'm not perfect. I may have misjudged a factor in your application.
If the above document has u listed as declined, and you feel there is an error in my information, then appeal the particulars of your case in the comments below. We will as a community review your case and decide if you are infact eligible.