Distraught Dublin
Day 1,389, 10:34
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by Chris Kettle
Distraught Dublin
After regaining lost ground at the start of the war the UK has steamed into Ireland taking all regions but Dublin with little resistance showing the world Ireland as a fighting unit to be weak and penetrable. Not long ago Ireland held a chunck of the UK, they are now reduced to their capital 'Dublin' which I imagine will be the subject of a lot of talk in the coming days. Friday afternoon UK conquered Mayo and have set their sights on the Capital. The way I see it there are two options: Annexing Ireland or Forcing Ireland into negotiation and get them too 'seed' regions to UK, Fruit regions of course. Either way it is hard to see Ireland getting anything out of this war. I would almost declare UK victorious.
Ireland at the extent of their assault into the UK
Ireland on 9th Spetember
Remember to eat you 5 a day!
-Chris
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Cool story brah
mine was more witty
forced into negotiation lol, so whats going to happen if that dosen't happen then?
But I liked the joke about seeding Fruit regions to the UK,
that was a subtle play on words.
I am assuming it was deliberate, no way an Englishman would publish a newsletter if he was borderline illiterate would he?
v+s
Hail UK \o/
Fail Ireland
We've had Dublin before; it's a shit hole.
yeah all the nice stuff got knocked about a bit in 1916
Orly?
I can speak for my unit but we were fighting all over the world in the last week and only came back for Dublin today. Look in the Irish media, who realy cares about the UK war.