Did you know...

Day 2,651, 19:42 • Published in USA USA • by vrpanch

Welcome to a session of Did you know…

Did you know.. that u can successfully add your penis as a “thumb print” and use it to unlock your device. I just did it.

Did you know.. that it is illegal for teacher to keep you past the bell as a punishment. It violates the Geneva convention’s laws on collective punishment.

Did you know.. that if you put headphones into your nostrils and open your mouth, it forms instant speakers.

Did you know.. that scratching your ankle feels as good as sex. Scientists have discovered that ankle is the most satisfying spot to scratch.

I hope you enjoyed this session of Did you know. I will be scratching my ankles. good night all!



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1. When I was born, I was so surprised. I didn’t walk for a year & a half. I was so surprised, I kept on shitting myself.
2. What’s green and bad for your eyes? An Alligator
3. There’s something about a mousetrap that I can’t quite put my finger on.




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