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Dictatorship Run

Day 3,032, 06:03 • Published in Ireland Ireland

• by Releasethe Krakken

Hello my friends and tortured children.

I hear we have soon a dictator elections and I WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE HEREBY THAT i WILL be your dictator soon with no need for pesky elections and such democratic ceremonies. I will lead the land out of mediocrity into the light of the word.

The word will indeed shine on you tortured children as you do your daily chores and work in my gardens.

So rejoice and accept my blessing of never having to vote or think again.

Indeed you will be enlightened and set afloat from daily rat race. Food and weps will be provided by generous donations left by our most gracious Nogin the Nog. .

indeed the concept of 'THE SILENCE" was invented by your KRAKKEN MANY MANY MOONS AGO. and indeed in my rule you will be able to enjoy the silence with the occasional whip crack for the few heretiks among you.

So please inform me when you have cleared teh last few mothballs and foggies from my palace.

The following will my administration:Chief Whip Cracker Biednymis
Master of Ceremonies: Nerusia
Clerk responsible for chewing on finger nails and counting gold coins as they are used-Nogin the nog
Court Clowns: WHS & Ice Drake Shyvana
Minister of evil laughter: Sluagh (to be confirmed)
Minister responsible for handling of complaints: Sweet Drinker ( to be confirmed)
Minister of important issues: Moomoohead.
Bearded wonder: Tomislave rex or T-Rex
Of course even with all of the above we will not be strong enough. So after a while I will smooth out the following deal with current country.

EireBulgaria - First Regent "teh honorable Releasethe Krakken"
Accounting Notes:Writing of pesky article informing minions of regime change: 2 Gold to be deducted from state coffers later on.

Comments

Sweet Drinker Day 3,032, 06:17

i think the top 3 party leaders to select dictators exclusively.
im guessing winston wil be playing thepart of Simon Cowell during your audition😁

Releasethe Krakken Day 3,032, 06:25

you didn't read it correctly i will not be a democratically elected dictator i will be THE DICTATOR think robert mugabe etc etc.. as we will maintain silence other than sharing the word you will handle pesky complaints by using whips or in case of bad heretic snotty reply.

Sweet Drinker Day 3,032, 06:33

doesn't a nation need to be on the map or something to be attacked?

Releasethe Krakken Day 3,032, 06:42

and?

Releasethe Krakken Day 3,032, 06:45

i assume you think i have set a date! let me just say sooner than you think but not too late that you need not worry about t.

it would be very funny if you went through election process for a dictator and i take the country by force soon afterwards . wont it.

Sweet Drinker Day 3,032, 07:01

well, you did say 'soon'.

gl in the election i guess?

Releasethe Krakken Day 3,032, 07:24

my subjects need something to look forward to it builds up the anticipation until we reach the glorious day. soon come peter tosh best cover of the song.

Sweet Drinker Day 3,032, 20:30

think i already have the countdown clock to your launch date 😉

moomoohead Day 3,032, 07:27

PORTOFOLAS Day 3,032, 08:01

T-Rex Croatorum will accept his important role of the state's Bearded wonder.

Omnissiah Day 3,032, 12:53

Is "pass" an option? I feel like it should be an option.

Mick Quinn Day 3,032, 14:15

Do not like....

Don Croata Day 3,032, 17:04

Anything's better than ILP...

Don Croata Day 3,032, 17:04

I'm just a little offended you couldn't find place in your Government for me...How about Minister of Sexyness?

Releasethe Krakken Day 3,033, 04:30

minister of silly walks is always open but its tough position. requires a lot of thinking outside the path.

Don Croata Day 3,033, 06:22

Im in!

Sweet Drinker Day 3,032, 19:15

I would very much enjoy being Minister of Responsible Handling of Complaints.

King Trito Fisher Day 3,033, 03:39

You'll never succeed.

Releasethe Krakken Day 3,033, 04:38

ok lets look at it logically. all my damage is in division 4 bar ctarx who would dominate division 2 given enough eb's

our damage last week was 12 billion and we were ranked 5th in bulgaria where there is 750 player mu's.

so your thinking yeah but ireland will get outside help. presumable yes. but then you must remember my finances is growing at +-6000 iep a day versus the finances of ireland that makes 200 iep a day. also im still on 1000 work tickets and 24000 q7's is possible for me but i can buy 300 a day. given all that given enough time and with perhaps a backer and growing my mu still till say 50 billion damage ireland stands no chance.

and then you must remember this game i now in and out so i will wthin a few hours make your lifes very tough with just a few adjustments.

King Trito Fisher Day 3,033, 11:18

Have fun.

Cry of Banshee Day 3,033, 07:08

Court Clowns: WHS & Ice Drake Shyvana

--> i already resign. i assume that no one can match your quality for this role. challenge is by far too big sorry.

Cry of Banshee Day 3,033, 07:10

and continue to spend 2G for this, i appreciate more your articles in this way, 5iep for you.

Releasethe Krakken Day 3,033, 23:30

who says you can resign?

Cry of Banshee Day 3,034, 04:19

Flaco Jimenez Day 3,033, 19:44

LMAO. I almost feel sorry for eIreland.

Almost.

HardcoreMaster1950 Day 3,034, 10:25

You will fail on your mission.

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