DICTATORSHIP OF THE PROLETARIAT FOR CYPRUS

Day 2,692, 14:16 • Published in Cyprus Cyprus • by Joseph Stanley

As you all know (well,I didn't know,until now),I will become your next reyizident.As councilor of CIP (Cypriot Independence Party),I am going to bring to Cyprus exactly that.Independence.Aren't you sick and tired of being terrorists' puppets?Let's become ekto's puppets for a change!



So,to make things clear,I am going to cooperate with my brothers from GIP (Grik Independence Party),so that I kick the remaining terrorists out of our beautiful island.I know it will be difficult,but that's why gulags were made in first place.


(here's a picture of me and one of the terrorist leaders)

Also,I will bring serbian girls to our island.We will need the help of GIP especially for this one (they will keep the husbands of the girls occupied,if you know what I mean).When I'm done with terrorists,I am going to start a Socialist Revolution (coup or whatever platoc calls it),so I am in power until you e-die.



You know,I am proletarian,so I don't have any money.That's why I am going to "borrow" an undiscolsed amount of money from cypriot orgs for an undisclosed amount of time.The exact same thing has happened in the past,so noone can judge uncle Joe.


Here's your eternal government

General Secretary-CP : mixail95
Councilor for foreign relations : AntrikosA
Councilor for gossip : xam xam
Councilor for economy : Bakaras
Councilor for orgs : laswn

Minister of Foreign Affairs : mixail95
Minister of Propaganda : mixail95
Minister of New Comrades : mixail95
Minister of Economy : mixail95

first lady : finway's sister


May Joseph Stalin be with you (otherwise you know what to expect)