Dendodge announces that he will not stand for congress again next month
Dendodge
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–– By Dendodge, Editor-in-Chief
The following is the text of a speech made today by outgoing Member of Paliament for Yorkshire & Humberside, Dendodge, from his London office.
Speech
It has been a pleasure to serve as your member of parliament this term, and if I have one regret it is that I could not do more for you, the people I serve. Due to personal issues, it is with great sorrow that I announce that I will not be standing for parliament in the upcoming election.
However, I have no plans to permanently retire from politics. I hope that my interlude will be only brief, and plan to ask my party if I may run again in time for the 25 June election. I also hope to continue in my job as an apprentice in the Ministry of Home Affairs Citizen Department for as long as possible.
Thank you, and goodbye.
Comments
Apparently, the admins have a problem with the word "s c r i p t". I'm going to presume it's being accidentally caught by a different word filter, and it's little more than an annoyance, but it seems a bit strange to me.