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So, I logged in tonight and got deja vu. Two days ago, everything was peachy; today, I'm finding it difficult to put into words.

It's kind of like when you pull a nice bird and get her home, take her bra off and two chicken fillets fall out. She leaves bronzer all over the bedsheets and a false nail in your back (or somewhere worse if she's adventurous) and then goes ballistic with you for breaking her nail like it's your fault. You start to do the deed, but halfway through her coloured contact moves and she legs it to the bathroom. You stare at the ceiling while she reapplies her make-up, knowing full well she's not going to be in the mood when she comes out of the bathroom and the whole experience has been a waste of time.

She might be a nice enough lass under the vanity baggage that you might try explain to her that in your opinion she's awesome without all the fake stuff; she'd refuse to listen though, probably start hurling obscenities at you, run out your house slamming the door waking up the neighbours and spend the next few weeks telling anyone who'll listen just how much of a judgmental c**t you are. You decide to keep your mouth shut and hope you never see her again - maybe text another girl in the hope she's free and a lot more fun.

It's supposed to be an analogy.