DECLARATION OF INTENT TO BE NEUTRAL

Day 711, 14:14 • Published in United Kingdom USA • by Harrison Richardson

Hello, dear neutrals in the United Kingdom:

I hereby announce the United States' neutrality in any and all issues regarding the United Kingdom. We no longer view you as an enemy but merely a pest, like a small fly, that isn't worth our time. Therefore, we will be neutral. We will not invade you, we will not crash your economy. In fact, we will even lend you some tips on how to fight. Because, you see, we are generous like that. By not invading you and taking over your country and RW'ing you back Wales, thus making it your capital (which we could do pretty easily), I think we have shown great restraint as a nation. Please, be friends with us.

And for the record, we're using the United Kingdom definition of neutral. So if we suddenly land swap so someone like, I don't know, Romania can attack you, we're still neutral. And if we send troops to Romania, we're still neutral. If we lie to you and say we won't attack you but still do all this, of course we're still neutral. Neutrality rocks.

Also, Shadow is a butt, pass it on.



Have a neutral day,
HR