Dear Turkey, the harder you try...

Day 673, 14:20 Published in Greece Greece by Constantinos

Fourty days ago you decided to declare a war against Greece, letting us know that we will "be deleted" from the map. Just five days (and thousands of gold) later you manage to lose the last four eGreek regions you were occupying for the last 8-9 months.

This didn't stop you though. You attacked (and failed) again on August 20th and again on August 31st and again on September 13th. You tried to get several members of our government banned in the end of August and yet again failed (see a pattern here?).

Yesterday you tried to ban our president and yes, failed. Still, you consider it smart to create an open letter whining.

Dear neighbors. Your constant failing was amusing in the beginning but now it's getting sad. Even we started feeling sorry for you guys. Please take this friendly advise:



And, as a bonus advice, that's precisely how you look right now:



Regards