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Dear citizens of Rosja!

Day 925, 04:32 • Published in Russia Poland

• by Minister Obrony Narodowej

Dear citizens of Rosja,

This article is an official answer for your rather long text published in our press yesterday, in which you cordially invited us to invade eRussia.

The answer is no.

We are very sorry that you have to struggle with constant boredom, however we can't help you. We are horses.

Bai!

Regards,
ePolish Government

P.S. We are not kidding actually.
P.P.S. This is not trolling. It's a serious answer. You take Mazuria, Hungary takes Silesia, Slovenia takes Pomerania, Ukraine takes Little Poland. We can retreat Mazovia later to make it easier for you, no one likes Warsaw anyway. C'mon.

Comments

Andzia111 Day 925, 04:32

Vote

nix3n0n Day 925, 04:32

vote

Minister Obrony Narodowej Day 925, 04:32

first denied.

Kasperek1994 Day 925, 04:33

Prophet009 Day 925, 04:33

pwned, vote😛P

WujekRemo Day 925, 04:33

voted

avenublanin Day 925, 04:33

Greetings r*bots

Masterczulki Day 925, 04:34

Please come to Polan😛)

Schabek1906 Day 925, 04:34

Rusia we weating for you

Weston91 Day 925, 04:34

vote 🙂

Sim0nSs Day 925, 04:34

To pojechani po rajtuzach. Wedle prawideł.

Soldier from Poland Day 925, 04:35

"We are very sorry that you have to struggle with constant boredom, however we can't help you. We are horses." 😃

Yelen Day 925, 04:35

HAIL EDEN

Aeger Day 925, 04:35

wooo!

vingaer Day 925, 04:35

100% true.

MoFA of ePoland

Urokhtor Day 925, 04:35

Russia cannot into Poland.

C11n3k Day 925, 04:35

Approved by eNiger.

Vanguardus Day 925, 04:35

"We can't help you. We are horses. ROTFL 😃

fenrir1987 Day 925, 04:36

vote 😃

Tytanowy Janusz Day 925, 04:36

PWNED 😃

5kondon Day 925, 04:36

na pewno zrozumieją o co chodzi...

kikalo Day 925, 04:36

Polandball without balls. So sad...

kezsezro Day 925, 04:37

Ci na górze to no lify

kaczatka Day 925, 04:37

vote

IV. HUpakolas Day 925, 04:37

hehe Russia destroyed your colonies and conqueryour original regions 🙂

xenophob Day 925, 04:37

o7 i mamy złote podkowy!

Galizur Day 925, 04:37

Please come to Poland XD x2

Sasti Day 925, 04:38

pwnd 😃 totally pwnd. 😃

Advocatus Diabolii Day 925, 04:38

Masterczulki Day 925, 04:39

Hungary can into Silesia!
Slovenia can into Pomerania!
Russia can into Mazuria!
Go go go Phoenix!
We are waiting \o/

jedimindtrick Day 925, 04:40

R O T F L

(ale dluuuugo z ta odpowiedzia sie cziliscie ...)

Hermcio Day 925, 04:40

WTF 😃

romool Day 925, 04:41

Polandhorses )))
Mwa-ha-ha

We always knows that you can attack only counties like Slovenia.

Dryblas Day 925, 04:42

Ta, dowcip miesiąca. Ho ho ho.

A H R Day 925, 04:43

Warsaw is village!!!

C11n3k Day 925, 04:43

we knowz
we r*botz

romool Day 925, 04:44

Polandhorses, if we attack you again, do you promise attack us back? )))

SWIESZEWO Day 925, 04:44

hahaha.

normanka Day 925, 04:45

Они сравнили себя с лошадьми?? 0_o

romool Day 925, 04:46

>>>Они сравнили себя с лошадьми?? 0_o

ЦСКА Варшава 😁)))

vingaer Day 925, 04:47

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romool 4 minutes ago

Polandhorses )))
Mwa-ha-ha

We always knows that you can attack only counties like Slovenia.

>we always knows

jesus christ, man, learn past simple before opening your mouth in public. I kind of facepalm'd.