Dear citizens of eRepublik

Day 920, 16:45 • Published in USA USA • by TheHypnotoad
I bring you good news. I got bored, so you are all lucky enough to be graced by the awesomeness that happens in situations like this. First let's start with a couple pictures I drew just for you.

Also, if anyone's subbed to this and has no clue why, you probaby subbed to my last article, which was all about boobies, and got deleted within 3 hours.


Yes, I am indeed a 2 year old in disguise. I knew my art would give it away.



What am I here to ramble about today? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. I was bored, so I decided to write an article, but I had no topic in mind. So I think I'll just ramble about random things people mentioned on the IRC just now after I demanded random topics.

Popcorn



Light, fluffy, delicious, butter and salt covered food you can make in less than five minutes. Fuck yes. Not only does it taste awesome, it's a whole grain, which means it healthy for any of you bastards that enjoy your body more than food that tastes good. Also, according to some random google result which I refuse to fact check, America consumes over 17 billion quarts of this shit every year. Does that mean it's awesome, or just that we're all fat as hell? Probably both.

Toilet Paper


You're doing it wrong.

First of all, over, not under. What the hell are you people thinking? Second, is this not the best damn invention ever? I have nothing else to say on the matter.

Walls



Are they awesome or what? I mean, they keep shit both in AND out of whatever the hell you surround with them. They can be made of like...at least three different materials (which are, of course, wood, stone, and the bodies of your enemies). You can put people on top of them with guns, so that when they see whoever you want to keep out coming, they can be all PEW PEW PEW, and kill them. Also, unless people cheat, walls are pretty much impossible to get past.

Harrison Ford



Only the second greatest actor to ever live (the first being JCVD, of course).

At this point in the article, I stopped being bored and became lazy, so I think I'm done for now. Maybe I'll come back later and add shit, but it's not likely. Enjoy the half-assed article and vote to support my habitual laziness.