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Dear uncle Hugh and dear little a-hole that will ruin the magazine.

Here is news for you. We never bought the magazine for the articles. One never stuffed the magazine between 2 newspapers and looked for a vapid till person to go home and read the articles.

If you ask me to name one article I cant . I can however say that Hope Dworaczyk deserves an honorable mention. Yes there is the Internet but I cant have a box of internets or a collection of internets. And what made you think people actually bought the magazine for the articles.

Thats like expecting people to really give a f* about how many emissions their car make.

Dear World In that legendary movie Roadtrip the female character asks why cant people just be normal when a guy offers to lick her feet.. If you can think of doing things with your tongue that a normal people dont even know about >


KEEP IT TO UR F*SELF

Dont make movies about emissions. Just dont Leonardo di Caprio. Some of us think its awesome that a Volkswagen lowers it emissions programattically when you drive like a EURO NCAP tester. " Volksie: Ohh who is driving me now is it swein Euro Ncap tester hihihihihih let me lower my emissions."

D*HEAD drivers .Stop passing people when your a block away from your destination. Stop kidding yourself and pretending that whatever reason you had to be absolutely 5 milliseconds before me is truly of importance.

Plato

stop being lazy





Im certain it would not be difficult to change prices so that what you pay for more or less equates to what you get.