De Morgen [Dag 2794]

Day 2,794, 08:13 • Published in Belgium Serbia • by Enver Halil Hoxha

Dag 2793

Editors Note: Hello readers! Today you'll find a brand new logo and setup in our newspaper as mentioned by the Editor's Special yesterday. This will be the basis for the rest of newspaper article's from here on out. I would also like to inform you that we publish a new article daily excpet on Sunday, so if you'd like to recieve them daily, please subscribe. Finally, I still need the public's help due to the fact that I cannot recieve citizenship unless Belgium has a region. So, until I am able to, I need your donations of gold to continue daily publication of this newspaper, otherwise daily publication of this newspaper will cease. Anyways, I hope you enjoy todays article. Remember to post your suggestions and comments down below! -Enver Halil Hoxha



NEWS

BREAKING NEWS: Resistance movement formed in Brussels against Poland!

Brussels A resistance movement has been formed in Brussels against the Polish occupiers and it is expected that fighting will begin soon. This comes 2 days after Poland invaded Brussels and the angry response from the Belgian government. However, it should be noted that the previous uprising against Poland in Wallonia ended in defeat for the Belgian's, but the people of Belgium are even more determined than ever before as told by the vibe around Brussels and this time, they are expected to muster every last thing they got to free Brussels.


Belgians organising a resistance against the Poles in Brussels

Poland and Chile clash; uprising in Flanders against Chile is supressed

Flanders & Northern France Last night was a night full of major events. Poland and Chile clashed for the first time in their expected large war, and it ended with a Chilean win, and the Chileans also were able to sadly supress an uprising in Flanders.

The first campaign was the first clash between Poland and Chile that took place in northern France for control of Champagne Ardenne. It was obvious after the first couple of rounds that Chile was going to win, and in the end, Poland had 5 points, and Chile had 94.


Campaign details at the end of the campaign

The second campaign was the Belgian uprising in Flanders. The resistance movement did not do well against Chile either, as Chile easily suppressed the uprising, but they did fare a little better in conflict with Chile than Poland leaving the end point total at 103 for Chile and 7 for Belgium.


Campaign details at the end of the campaign

Today is expected to be another big day as Poland and Chile are most likely going to clash again.



PARTY NEWS

General Secretary of the Belgian Socialist Party announces the party shall be officially formed before the end of the month; amongst other goals

Brussels At a press conference yesterday, General Secretary of the Belgian Socialist Party, Enver Halil Hoxha, has announced that amongst other goals, "the party shall be officially formed by the end of Juli." This comes after reading off some other goals of the party, such as forming relations with fellow European nations, make Belgium a nuetral state, and possibly an introoduction of welfare for struggling individuals which would include everyone who makes under 60 BEF's a day from all sources of income.

He also said that "the party has no intentions to launch a revolution against the government" and that they would "gain power through democratic ways."



OPINION

Why Belgium may be the next Albania

Belgium is looking alot like Albania when it was taken over by Serbia right now, and as you may know, Albania has not been independant for a long time now, because Albania lacks the people and the determination to even try to put up a resistance, but Belgium has determination, just not the people, but it is still possible, and unless we use our determination, Belgium is going to be the next Albania which sadly is a stagnate country, and Belgium would become the same.

What's your thought's on this topic? Do you think Belgium is the next Albania or not? Feel free to post what you think and debate it in the comment's below!



ENTERTAINMENT

Daily jokes
"If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress?"

"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly… and for the same reason."

"China, Russia, and Poland venture to space. China says they'll go to Pluto because it's the farthest. Russia says they'll go to Jupiter because it's the biggest. Poland says they'll go to the Sun. Russia and China warn that they'll melt. They reply, 'We'll go at night.'"

Daily cartoon


Daily crossword

Once completed, feel free to send it completed to the editor. The answer's will be put up tommorow. The person who sent the one with the most right will be mentioned in the newspaper as well and will recieve 100 BEF.

Answers to yesterday's crossword


Weekly essay question

Every week, there will be an essay question put out on Maandag. At the end of the week, the person with the best essay that best answers the question will win 1000 BEF. Each person may only have one entry per week. The winner's from previous week's are not eleigibe to win again until 30 days after they won.

The essay question is do you think Chile is good or bad for conquering Flanders? Why?

Send your essay in a PM to the editor. Each will be read and scored. The person with the highest scored one will win the 1000 BEF prize.



CALENDER AND INFORMATION

4 days - Summer Giveaway Kickoff
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