Day 1,505: Polandball Goes to Space

Day 1,505, 15:28 • Published in USA USA • by rivere123
Hello, Merry Christmas, and Happy New Years. Since my last article, which got pulled for being way too cool.

[img](Fabulous Points!) In the time since then, I've done a lot of reflecting. Reflecting and drinking eggnog. That doesn't sound too bad, but then you don't know me when I'm drunk. Thankfully, though, this Algerian prison has wi-fi. But I digress. Look at the world map.[/img] There. Is. No. Pink. After you clean yourself up, you can find the details below.

Some hippies might tell you it's wrong to celebrate the death of Moammar Gaddhafi or Osama Bin Laden or the whales, but there can't be anything wrong with celebrating this.

Polandball cannot into sovereignty.

As you can see, Poland has now been reduced to Mazuria, once a great empire (rea😛 Germany and part of France). This atrocity is the result of preempted aggressions (rea😛 hilarious incursions) by Croatia, Bulgaria, and Romania.

In Other News:
France and Canadshave captured nearly all of the UK. The laughs never end.

President Oblige, having ran virtually unopposed after opponent Haliman was forced to drop out and his only foe being Glove running a very late campaign last month, racked up a few victories: he swept the Top 5 Parties' primaries and left Aeriala, his only opponent, without any support as elections approach.

Oblige examines the race.

Last month, he won with 70% of votes, almost a presidential record (just after Emerick). Gulden Draak and Pizza the Butt have support from the BoL and NCP, respectively, but are not serious candidates.

The USA is fighting a battle with Serbia for Aragon, Spain. The BiH is invading the hotspot Kosovo, Serbia.

Thanks for reading!