Day 1,086: Asia to Take Backseat to South America

Day 1,086, 14:35 • Published in USA USA • by Dave Richards
America, Indonesia Clash in Southeast Asia



Five out of the last thirteen battles between the United States and Indonesia have taken place in Southern Thailand. The U.S. has won every single time; only one was a close fight. Yet the southeast Asian powerhouse is again attempting to claim this unwinnable region. Having attacked during its primetime this morning, Indonesia got off to a quick lead in this battle; but with Americans beginning to return home from the work day – early, in many cases, due to the federal holiday (Veterans’ Day) tomorrow – as well as most Indonesians have been asleep for the past seven hours, the U.S. has eliminated its deficit. Each side has won three mini-battles at this point. The seventh one showed a tight Indonesian lead for a while, but the U.S. now has a good-sized lead, as they have been gaining for a while.

A loss for America would leave it with just a single region – Peninsular Malaysia – in the area. However, even that is about to be lost. In an arranged deal with Malaysia (which, earlier this week, returned to the world map via resistance wars in Sarawak and Sabah), Peninsular Malaysia is being handed back to its original owners. As President Alexander Hamilton explained, “[W]e have no need for another high oil region and wish to return this region to Malaysia.” (The President, in a very clever and fiscally responsible move, auctioned off the Battle Hero medal for the ongoing battle for a minimum price – 40.7 GOLD – of the cost to open fighting.) This battle is nearing completion, with the resistance one mini-battle (or two hours) from victory; though some members of America and her allies who did not follow orders just claimed a mini-battle for the current region owner.

While America will probably soon be removed from southeast Asia, it is not, by any stretch, losing. The excursion into the area was part of a plan to push Serbia, a resident of the continent for almost a year, back to its original central European regions. At the same time, the U.S. has organized the return of Malaysia, giving EDEN and her allies another supporting force in the region. And by no means is the U.S. leaving the international battlegroun😛 Vice-President Gulden Draak announced earlier today the creation of Operation El Dorado. The plan is to attack Colombia through Florida, Texas, and Mexico. The White House is hoping to both eliminate Colombia, a longtime enemy, and give Americans the ability to move to South America without major health cost. The latter is relevant because, in the words of VP Draak, “The purpose of Operation El Dorado is to provide you a free way to reach the City of Gold. How are we going to do that? Well quite simply we are just going to conquer that shit.” The venture will most likely cause much strategic moves from both America and other South American nations, like Brazil and Argentina, both of whom are Phoenix members. Though it is too early to make any major predictions, it is certainly possible that South America will become the next major battleground of the world. Asia has held that honor for over ten months; but the events of the last two months, including Russia getting wiped off the map for a time, and Hungary and Serbia getting pushed back into Europe, have put most of Asia into the hands of EDEN & Co. But if America makes a successful invasion into South America, the continent will probably see many major battles between the U.S., with allies, and Argentina and Brazil, as EDEN and Phoenix fight for control of yet another continent.

Signing off,