Dartreal For Prime Minister: The Crusade Begins!

Day 883, 01:27 • Published in Australia Australia • by Dartreal
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My dear eAustralian brothers and sisters,

Today marks the beginning of my glorious crusade to defy the odds and become your next leader. Today I shall briefly outline my policies and include some changes that I shall be making for this fine country.

I am running for the position of Prime Minister for I believe that I am the only person in this great country who knows what needs to be done to make it stronger than ever before.

I am running for the position of Prime Minister for I believe that I am the only person who will do whatever is needed to be done in order to make this nation the best in the eWorld.

I stand before you all, my brothers and sisters, to tell you that when I am voted into power I shall create a utopian society in eAustralia that shall last an eternity. Other countries will watch on and envy our perfect way of life and will want to join our eAustralia – my eAustralia.

The first major change I will be enforcing is to change the flag of eAustralia to something that represents a stronger nation. By replacing the old and weak flag of the country, we are taking the first steps into becoming a better and more powerful eAustralia. I present to you the new flag of eAustralia that shall fly proudly in the eAustralian sky when I have taken power!



Furthermore, to bring about new change and to step away from the old traditions that have held back eAustralia’s progression – I shall rename the position of “Prime Minister” to “Dear Father”.

Like a good father, I shall bring up eAustralia in a lovely environment so that one day it will be ready to face the eWorld! Miss Wolf shall rule beside me as “Dear Mother” and together, as loving parents, we shall produce a perfect utopia for all of my children to enjoy! You will refer to me as “Dear Father” or “Father Dearest” and you will refer to Miss Wolf as “Dear Mother” or “Mother Dearest” when I win this election.

From now and until the time leading up to the election I shall explain in full detail my plans and policies that will usher in this new, glorious age for us all as well as introduce my Cabinet, who will help make my dreams become reality. What I may do when I take power may not please some but I do not care about the few – it is the majority I care about. I care about making this country better than ever before and I know that I have eAustralia’s best interests at heart – whether you like it or not.

Here are some key points in my Military, Domestic and International policies that I will expand upon in future articles:

Military.
- Greatly increase the amount of funding for the military.
- Scrap all military units and make everyone in the army equal.
- Turn the eAustralian Military into the most powerful and most mobile force in the eWorld.
- Compulsory military training, which shall last one year, for everyone that completes their final year of high school or for those who turn the age of eighteen.

Domestic.
- Higher taxes to help fund the glory of eAustralia.
- A factory for every citizen to help eAustralia produce more products.
- All factories and businesses to be brought under government control.
- Highly increase the number of goods we export to other countries.
- Greatly increase eAustralia’s population.
- To “improve relations” with the Senate so we work together to better eAustralia.

International.
- “Unify” eSouth Africa with eAustralia so they may be better protected.
- Assume full control of the Brolliance.
- Assume full control of EDEN.
- Assume full control of Phoenix.
- Send spies to gather information on all nations so we can plan our wars against them better.
- Look at improving our relationships with all nations so we all may live in harmony together.

If you wish to support my cause, here is a badge that you can wear with pride! (Stick it on your avatar).



To my fellow candidates I wish you all the best and I hope that these elections will not affect the good friendship I have with you. To those who wish to oppose me I say to you this: do not resist the new changes I will bring to eAustralia for they will benefit eAustralia, my eAustralia.

For the future of eAustralia, my dear children!

Vote For A Better eAustralia!
Vote For Your Dear Father!
Vote For Dartreal!

If you've been reading this thinking that I am a mad man and I am going to drive eAustralia into the ground with my serious thoughts - think again. This whole campaign is a joke I do not intend to run for serious business, just for fun and for laughs. Should I do some how win I will step down to the runner up... if I'm in the mood to of course 🙂