Dartreal For Dear Father: Military Policies!
Day 888, 00:37
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Published in Australia 
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by Dartreal
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My dear children of eAustralia,
Today your Dear Father shall detail his military plans to make eAustralia, my eAustralia, stronger than ever before.
Increased Military Budget.
Our nations can only grow if we have the right military force. That is why I am looking to increase the budget of our military by a minimum of 100%. I want our soldiers to be better supplied and better prepared for any war: be it international or on our very doorstep. We should not have to rely on our allies for help; we should only rely on ourselves. I want to make my eAustralia so powerful that our allies will have to start relying on us to save them!
If we increase the spending of the military, that means we’ll need more weapons to be produced. This is a great thing as everyone will have a good supply of jobs. Not only will increasing the budget on the army make us stronger military-wise, it will make us financially stronger as well. Everyone wins from my great plan, especially me.
Disbandment of Military Units.
People feel that there is a certain level of arrogance within the military. They believe that certain units think that they are better than other units. I’ve seen no ignorance as I was once a proud soldier in the ACUK. The people concerns, however wrong they might be, did give me a thought. What if there are actually people in the military who feel belittled by the other, more important combative units?
To make our military stronger and to ensure that everyone is given a far go, I will scrap all units within the military and unite them all under one, large mobile force that will bring unspeakable destruction to our enemies! With an army that can be deployed anywhere in the world, my eAustralia shall be a force to be reckoned with! Imagine the fear oozing from our enemies when they know thousands upon thousands of vicious, blood-thirsty eAustralians are heading for their homes!
Out of School & Into The Battle.
In order to build such a powerful national, I will enforce a new law that will see every student that completes their final year of high school be entered into an intensive military training program for a year. If someone has dropped out of school early, they must enter the same training program when they turn eighteen. This will be compulsory and any one who refuses to attend this program will be charged with treason - both the child and their parents. Once their training is done for the year, they may choose to serve in the army, or go to university and study something.
Putting our children through this tough training will see them all ready to defend our homeland should the enemy strike at our heart. The military training will not only teach our children how to shoot, kill, use explosives and use a range of deadly weapons – but they will also learn discipline and respect. There won’t be any crime from the youth once they know what it means to be a part of my eAustralia.
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There you have it my children, a flawless plan to strengthen my eAustralia. A stronger military is a stronger eAustralia. A stronger military shall be the first step towards beginning the perfect society that I envision for my eAustralia.
In my next article I shall outline my domestic policies that will include my plans for economics and industry. Remember, if you wish to support my cause, here is a badge that you can wear with pride! (Stick it on your avatar).
Take care of yourselves my children for you are the future of my eAustralia.
Vote For A Stronger eAustralia!
Vote For Your Dear Father!
Vote For Dartreal!
Once again, this is a lulz campaign and everything that I have written here is strictly for comedy purposes. Units won’t be merged, there won’t be a massive budget increase for the military, and you won’t be forced into the army after school.
My dear children of eAustralia,
Today your Dear Father shall detail his military plans to make eAustralia, my eAustralia, stronger than ever before.
Increased Military Budget.
Our nations can only grow if we have the right military force. That is why I am looking to increase the budget of our military by a minimum of 100%. I want our soldiers to be better supplied and better prepared for any war: be it international or on our very doorstep. We should not have to rely on our allies for help; we should only rely on ourselves. I want to make my eAustralia so powerful that our allies will have to start relying on us to save them!
If we increase the spending of the military, that means we’ll need more weapons to be produced. This is a great thing as everyone will have a good supply of jobs. Not only will increasing the budget on the army make us stronger military-wise, it will make us financially stronger as well. Everyone wins from my great plan, especially me.
Disbandment of Military Units.
People feel that there is a certain level of arrogance within the military. They believe that certain units think that they are better than other units. I’ve seen no ignorance as I was once a proud soldier in the ACUK. The people concerns, however wrong they might be, did give me a thought. What if there are actually people in the military who feel belittled by the other, more important combative units?
To make our military stronger and to ensure that everyone is given a far go, I will scrap all units within the military and unite them all under one, large mobile force that will bring unspeakable destruction to our enemies! With an army that can be deployed anywhere in the world, my eAustralia shall be a force to be reckoned with! Imagine the fear oozing from our enemies when they know thousands upon thousands of vicious, blood-thirsty eAustralians are heading for their homes!
Out of School & Into The Battle.
In order to build such a powerful national, I will enforce a new law that will see every student that completes their final year of high school be entered into an intensive military training program for a year. If someone has dropped out of school early, they must enter the same training program when they turn eighteen. This will be compulsory and any one who refuses to attend this program will be charged with treason - both the child and their parents. Once their training is done for the year, they may choose to serve in the army, or go to university and study something.
Putting our children through this tough training will see them all ready to defend our homeland should the enemy strike at our heart. The military training will not only teach our children how to shoot, kill, use explosives and use a range of deadly weapons – but they will also learn discipline and respect. There won’t be any crime from the youth once they know what it means to be a part of my eAustralia.
Click The Image To Enlarge
There you have it my children, a flawless plan to strengthen my eAustralia. A stronger military is a stronger eAustralia. A stronger military shall be the first step towards beginning the perfect society that I envision for my eAustralia.
In my next article I shall outline my domestic policies that will include my plans for economics and industry. Remember, if you wish to support my cause, here is a badge that you can wear with pride! (Stick it on your avatar).
Take care of yourselves my children for you are the future of my eAustralia.
Vote For A Stronger eAustralia!
Vote For Your Dear Father!
Vote For Dartreal!
Once again, this is a lulz campaign and everything that I have written here is strictly for comedy purposes. Units won’t be merged, there won’t be a massive budget increase for the military, and you won’t be forced into the army after school.
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"Once again, this is a lulz campaign and everything that I have written here is strictly for comedy purposes. Units won’t be merged, there won’t be a massive budget increase for the military, and you won’t be forced into the army after school. "
your weak
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Dear Father for teh win! May he comprehensively destroy our beloved country with his lulz.
100% budget increase and mandatory military service. i'd vote for you Dartreal 😛
I thought you were serious for a second....
all hail dear father
If you are everybody's father, being father dearest, then wouldn't you have to be killed for treason if anybody refused the school because of this:
"This will be compulsory and any one who refuses to attend this program will be charged with treason - both the child and their parents."
Q5 hospital for Taz!
@Bearclaw: If I am voted into power you will be given a "free holiday" for your attitude.
@Bearclaw. Dearest Father is above the law.
All hail the Father!
Can I go with Bearclaw?
ALL HAIL DEAR FATHER!
Giant Dropbears do exist!
All hail Dear Father! \o/
Scraping all the military units and creating one massive one is a bad idea!
What happens if they're sent out to help other allies, and then someone attacks our homeland, what are we going to do? 😃
Except that, great article! 😃
😁😁 Lol.
i love comic and dartreal YOU ROCK !!
i will wearing your badge. voted and subs
These wouldn't be bad as a real non lulz policies. I'd vote for you Dart. 😃
All Hail Our Dear Father!
Death and destruction to those who stand in his way!
Let us start on his golden path towards world domination.
As the Phoenix nations burn in the wake of eAussie tanks, the name Dartreal will become a weapon in itself, as it strikes cold fear into the hearts of our enemies.
Once again, this is a lulz campaign and everything that I have written here is strictly for comedy purposes. Units won’t be merged, there won’t be a massive budget increase for the military, and you won’t be forced into the army after school.
I wish it wasn't a lulz campaign *pouts* (0x0)