Damn, don't ya just wish there was a good UIP candidate?

Day 1,147, 17:24 • Published in USA USA • by S-Mac31
WELL THERE IS! Pheno Sony is running for the President of the UIP, and you would have to be on crack, meth, or a combination of them both not to choose him!


God knows who this tool is voting for...

Pheno Sony (or Pheno Sozak on irc) is clearly the most qualified to take power in the UIP. With a stellar high cabinet of Melissa Rose and Chief of Staff Dan Heylin, Pheno clearly brought in quality personnel to make sure your UIP stays in good hands. Because some candidates want to get rid of the UIP What do I mean? Read on!


Pheno. Your in good hands.

Heres comes the biggest divide between Pheno Sony and the other candidates. Pheno Sony wants to take what this great party has, and make it bigger, greater, and more kick-ass, while The Time Lord thinks we are not strong enough alone. He thinks YOU are not capable of governing yourself as a party. That YOU are not enough of a voice to change things. That YOU aren't good enough at playing this game to be your own party, so he will just move us into some other party or something along these lines. I don't know about you, but I take this as a slap to the face.


Oh no he didn't.

So UIP, do you want to stay independent? Do you want to be a force in the eUSA? Do you want to be apart of one of the greatest ascends of the Political Party ladder in recent memory? THEN VOTE PHENO SONY FOR UIP PP!