Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1975)

Day 1,975, 16:40 Published in Ireland Ireland by John Gormley
Person 1: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?

Person 2: It's a girl. She's my daughter.

Person 1: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.

Person 2: I'm not. I'm her mother!!!