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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1916)

Day 1,916, 17:18 by John Gormley

I was late coming into work again and the boss was furious.

She called me into the office and said, "What's your excuse this time?"

"Slept in," I shrugged.

"For fuck's sake, at least tell me something I haven't heard before!"

I replied, "You're looking lovely today."

 

Comments

Viktor Kurgan
Viktor Kurgan Day 1,916, 17:38

The Word is always first.....bless you all

Raven Anarcho
Raven Anarcho Day 1,916, 18:48

HA! fired.

castaneda
castaneda Day 1,917, 03:09

lol

Ronan Donovan
Ronan Donovan Day 1,917, 15:39

hahaha

 
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