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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1900)

Day 1,900, 16:22 by John Gormley

A guy I've known since school did six years in prison for paedophilia and I'm the only person that remains his friend.

It's the least I can do, since it was my laptop he was fixing.

 

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Raven Anarcho
Raven Anarcho Day 1,900, 16:39

lol

Raven Anarcho
Raven Anarcho Day 1,900, 16:39

and since I'm not playing and have retired the champ, i won't call first

Mann551
Mann551 Day 1,900, 16:52

can I call first?

Crazy Ivann
Crazy Ivann Day 1,900, 16:57

Νο. Ι just did. First

Ronan Donovan
Ronan Donovan Day 1,900, 17:04

2nd!!

Mann551
Mann551 Day 1,900, 17:19

no, you can't call first, because you were not first, I was first after Raven Anarcho, who said he wasn't competing... maybe this time we call it a tie... but we can take peace in the notion that we beat Kurgan, now can't we

Viktor Kurgan
Viktor Kurgan Day 1,900, 19:37

I am the moral winner coz while you were fighting over silly comment race and who is the first i was busy with the quest of mercy and charity.....i was helping the chicken cross the road....

Mann551
Mann551 Day 1,901, 18:37

the chicken will die anyhow, but you will never get first in this article.

The opportunity cost was wrong there

 
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