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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1761)

Day 1,761, 15:52 • Published in Ireland Ireland

• by John Gormley

I was in the shop today, and there was a little boy crying because he wanted some chocolate buttons.

"I haven't got enough money," his mother said to him.

"I've got some spare change on me, I'll buy them," I said to her.

"Are you sure about that?," she said.

"Of course," I replied, "I haven't had chocolate buttons in ages, so it'll be a nice treat for me."

The Green Shoots Publications is not affiliated in any way with Cadbury Limited, a subsidiary of Kraft Foods Inc, and any reference to them or their products is purely for satirical purposes