Daily Sprattus 2515

Day 2,515, 06:31 • Published in Latvia Russia • by UncIe

— No human being, however great, or powerful, was ever so free as a fish.
John Ruskin

Behol😛 Daily Sprattus is a typical emigrant newspaper devoted to describing the astounding and breathtaking events happening in our glorious Latvia and the petty and useless chitchat in the unworthy world around.
In the useless world around
The useless world around remains terribly useless and dull. Nothing is happening as compared to our glorious Motherland Latvia. The only thing worthy of the attention of Daily Sprattus is the assault on China.

This is how it looks like.

Our reporter was trying to contact the key alliance leaders to get their comment on that situation but was fried and eaten with tartar sauce.
In glorious Latvia
Glorious Latvia keeps protecting its glory on the battlefield. The useless rebels of mischievous Belarus have been tricked into launching pointless Resistance Wars by the wise military leadership of our Motherland.
One of the pointless Resistance Wars in Minskaya has already ended with a victory of the insurgents. Meanwhile, in Mahilyowskaya another pointless Resistance War has begun, and the barbaric separatists have blown up the local potato factory to celebrate an imminent victory.

Our TV stringer reports that local barbarians are celebrating their terroristic act by swimming in potato puree.

Our proud and honorable army will soon restore order, with an operation in Minskaya already on the way.
Our good allies and neighbors, also known as the Cepelinai Eaters, have also infiltrated the barbaric Belarus from the west.
Soon all potato will belong to us!

NOW ISN'T THAT IMPRESSIVE
Meanwhile in Russia
Daily Potato Joke
And How's The Weather Today?

It is hot.
Ask The Daily Sprattus Experts!

Today we have asked our key expert on game history the question which is of key interest to our community: what should Erepublik labs Ltd. do to bring back the fun into the game? Let's see what he says.

Let's thank our expert.

That was all Daily Sprattus for today, we'll write back soon.
Remember there's always more fish in the sea!

Daily Sprattus 2515
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